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41 of 93 (44%) achievements earned:
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Red Herring

It worked!
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Peealot

Peeing upside down since 2012!
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 4:05pm

It's good to be short!

But not always!
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Beat dude with another dude!

Where's my dude, dude?
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 4:15pm

What what?

Where did it go?
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 2:27am

You scared it!

You monster!
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 5:42am

The birth of a salary man

Born to work (aren't we all?)
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 5:48am

I command this caterpillar!

Go and search for fake money!
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 5:38am

Food thief!

The food belongs to the colony!
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 5:37am

Forbidden love!

Ahh, will they ever be together?
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 2:44am

I peed your pants.

WHAT?
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 2:07am

Learn to love!

That bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!)
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 2:08am

Dead end!

Haha!
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 2:09am

McPixel is mom now!

Free range mom, too!
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 2:14am

CGAWAVE

It's the new best thing!
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 2:11am

Nuclear dumpster diving!

What can we find here?
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 2:15am

Manual trasmission chopper!

They don't make them like they used to!
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 1:37am

Ice Swimming!

It's the new cool thing!
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 1:37am

You can't hitch a bus!

Or can you?
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 1:33am

I can't believe you've done that!

He was sleeping!
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 1:39am

My people need me!

And worst of all, I'm late for work!
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 4:23am

Shoot'em up!

Wait, that's not what it's called!
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 12:37am

Well done!

Congratulations!
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 1:07am

Now that's a danger noodle

With a case of nuclear munchies!
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 12:38am

Let some fresh air in!

Like that one roommate who always opens the window!
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 12:34am

I love computers

So good
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 12:34am

Thanks for waiting!

You shouldn't have!
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 12:41am

The funniest joke in the world

It even tells you when to laugh!
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 1:15am

Is there candy inside?

One way to find out!
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 1:36am

My car is so pushy

Pushy car, pushy car! Push it all around!
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 1:27am

It's my car!

Gotta make sure it smells like it!
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 1:51am

You have a right to remain silent!

It's only fair!
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 1:18am

What I always wanted to be when I grow up!

No human, no worries!
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 1:27am

It's pants time!

Wow!
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 3:01am

Please don't come again!

Ouch!
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57am

Not THAT game!

What's the word?
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 2:58am

I understand!

It's the language of my people!
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 2:58am

Yes

This is the correct thing to do.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 3:03am

The day is saved!

Yay!
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 1:00am

All gags you can eat!

You found them!
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 2:47am

Poop goes ploop!

Ploop!
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 4:02pm



Made it all the way!

And what for?

Hello World!

I drew this!

Do you have a spare asteroid?

I might be addicted.

Slay the lamb!

It will bring upon destruction!

And this is how I met him...

Pants down best looking guy in town!

Wrong wire!

Sorry, you messed up.

You won't make it back in time.

Not a chance.

Right in the jimmy!

It was in self defense!

You're a snack!

...for workgroups!

The bar for this dive was high!

It was a high dive bar to overcome!

Keep your feet on the ground!

Or are you burnt out already?

Touchdown!

Wait, wrong sports!

Closing the gap!

Baby steps!

What's your goal there?

Eh?

BURP

CLOSED

Mom, I'm not a fish anymore!

It was just a phase!

Way to go!

Feels like the end of the world

Take this on your way down!

Down low!

Awww, you didn't have to!

Must've been love!

Imma just hide in the corner

Wait for this to blow over

Giving up is a virtue!

And worth it sometimes too!

Back my fish up!

Pow!

BRB, gotta catch the train!

It's a bullet-time-train!

Ok, bye!

Weeeeeee!

The defendant is ready!

Objection!

Pee my ride!

Full of gold!

Uno, dos, tres

Quattro!

This is my missile!

It has been marked!

This is fishy!

Need to investigate!

Take care of your eyeballs!

Unless you have eyeballs of steel!

Why did you pick this up?

You know what this is, right?

Why did you break it?

Someone's gonna need it!

You got hit by a smooth golden bar!

You are now worthy

That's all of them!

Poor dudes!

Throw it all away!

Way to go!

Babies are evil!

But aren't we all?

Achievement Number 1

Congratulations!

DJs don't stage dive, you maniac!

Why would you do that?

Can I get an 'amen'?

No? Ok.

Express elevator!

Bye!

Are we there yet?

No.

Diligent

It's actually quicker this way too.

That was unnecessary.

At least you got an achievement, tho.

Do the worm!

Yes!

Better call Sos!

He knows all the solutions!

Stop beating my game!

Heeey!

There is nothing else!

You have found all gags in the world!

You can p** the dog

Can I get a retweet for this?

Date poacher!

At least it worked!

Barbeque in my pants!

It's hot!

Everybody clap!

That's a good landing!

Clear the path!

And get on it!