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789.3 hrs on record
Make people cry when they wake up in the morning. 10/10
Posted 2 December.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
Game is absolutely unplayable in it's current state. Stutter city. 8 minutes was enough time to realize you're wasting your money on yet another title shoved down your throat while it should still be in QA.
Posted 1 December, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4.4 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
If you thought Tom Nook was a slave driver, wait until you meet Grandma Fletch!
Posted 21 July, 2022.
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3.2 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
It's like if Cyberpunk 2077 was good and you got to play a cat.
Posted 19 July, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
21.6 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
How it started: Told the dude about a girlfriend I had sometime in the past in a dialogue option.
How it's going: Banged the male bard for 4 hours offline in order to learn how to play a lute.

10/10 RP Success.
Posted 21 April, 2022. Last edited 21 April, 2022.
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47.1 hrs on record (13.2 hrs at review time)
All the fun of working on your own car except it's not a money pit and you don't get dirty.

Same amount of cursing tho.

10/10 - Will curse more.
Posted 22 August, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
4.9 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The most fun you'll have with a whip outside your bedroom!
Posted 22 June, 2021.
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75 people found this review helpful
11 people found this review funny
20.0 hrs on record
Definitely the biggest scam Valve has ever released. Getting screwed out of a refund because you purchased additional content leaves a really sour taste in your mouth.
Posted 25 February, 2020.
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190.3 hrs on record (134.3 hrs at review time)
Tabletop Simulator is the ultimate way to experience almost any board or card game you could ever imagine! Rather than being a set of rules it's simply a set of tools that in addition to an incredible and well supported community you can find almost any game on the workshop.
Posted 10 December, 2019.
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7 people found this review helpful
1.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This game is an absolute dumpster fire of hot garbage. The translations are so bad that tutorials and the ui have different terminology making it confusing right out of the gate and it just gets worse from there. The storyline translations aren't nearly as bad but when trying to figure out the game it's awful. The game is also so poorly optimized that you have to resort to guides to help you tweak the .ini files to get the game to run over 30 frames on an 8700K w/ 1080 Ti graphics card and even then you'll have studdering and freezes. Perhaps things will change but after being subpar in the 3 other regions this game has launched in, I have little hopes that they will turn it around for the North America release.
Posted 29 May, 2018.
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