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Recent reviews by Enthony

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3 people found this review helpful
346.3 hrs on record (331.9 hrs at review time)
can't recommend this with it's current economy, making it impossible for a new or returning player to enjoy the game.
Posted 25 November, 2024.
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0.1 hrs on record
I guess it's made as an homage to the Nokia era games of Snake and PacMan, but it's just not very good.
Posted 22 August, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
21.4 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
The barkeep sold me into slavery for a bottle of soda. I entered the dungeon with 5 other shirtless bastards, wielding only a bar stool. After we fought thru 40 floors of bad guys, I was killed by a carrot.
Posted 13 July, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
69.8 hrs on record (47.1 hrs at review time)
I haven't ran into an area with the Jump to Conclusions Mat, plz tell me this exists somewhere.
Posted 12 November, 2017. Last edited 15 November, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
5.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Even tho its Early Access, it's pretty goo.
Posted 13 October, 2016.
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13 people found this review helpful
4.6 hrs on record
As much as I want to like this game, the technical problems are still holding it down. I thought with the remaster, which thankfully was given away free to all the original owners, these problems would be fixed.. and at first they were... however, a few hours into the game and my save started to regress to one from a few hours previous, my options "became outdated", graphic glitches galore, and just funny-style bugs would appear like enemies continuously running into a closed door as I beat them frantically with my lead pipe until their health reached 0, yet they refused to die.

Such a shame, because the game looked so good on the console back in the day, and is still creepy/atmospheric to this day, but just didn't translate to the PC well.
Posted 12 October, 2016.
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24 people found this review helpful
44 people found this review funny
15.2 hrs on record (10.9 hrs at review time)
I massacred 42/56 people at a party, hid their bodies in dumpsters, then danced too closely to 2 girls and grossed them out.

But enough about my Friday night, and onto my review of Party Hard. It's a stealth game, with the heart of Hotline Miami.. it took a bit of trial and error to git gud, but it was fun even losing at this game.

My only complaint is that the levels are too similar. The traps move, the dumpsites move, the cops might show up in a helicopter instead of a car, but its basically the same feel.
Posted 30 September, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
4.4 hrs on record
A game where I don't understand wtf is going on the entire time I'm playing it, but still had fun. 2deep4me I guess.
Posted 28 September, 2016.
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13 people found this review helpful
4.9 hrs on record
An endless runner that I can only recommend to the masochist users. It's brutal and just not fun...
Posted 23 September, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
7.1 hrs on record
You just press right.. hours pass and you become OP and then you have to press left right to finish the achievements.

2/10 wouldn't press either way again.
Posted 22 September, 2016.
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