Lightning It is that time of year again when I wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Enjoy your time with your friends and family and see you next year!

Dear Lightning,

It's time for my annual Christmas message!
I hope last year was a great year and that you can end the year with friends and family.
May next year be just as great, or even better for you!

Merry Christmas, and a happy new year!

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Lightning I'd like to wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year!
May 2023 be a great new year for you and your family, with exciting new moments and making new friends!

Lightning, 2021 might not have been the best year for you, with the restrictions, lockdowns and many others things turning your world up side down. But you managed to pull through! I wish 2022 to be THE year for you! May it be a year filled with happiness and many great memories!

I wish you an amazing 2022!

I'd like to wish you a Merry Christmas! May you have an amazing time with your friends and family!