Emperor Palpatussy
Emperor's Silliest Child   Superior, Wisconsin, United States
 
 
😳If there are Alpha marines and Omega marines, shouldn't there also be SIGMA marines?!?

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To be fair...
You have to have a very high IQ to understand the Codex Astartes. The tactics and doctrines are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of strategy most battle manuvers will go over a typical Space Marine’s head. There’s also Gulliman's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his splitting of Legions into Chapters- his personal philosophy draws heavily from the devastation of the Horus Heresy. The Codex Compliant Chapters understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this book, to realise that they’re not just guidelines- they say something deep about SPACE MARINES. As a consequence chapters who dislike the Codex Astartes truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the tactical genius in Indrick Boreal's existential catchphrase “TEH CODEX ASTARTES NEHMS THIS MEHNUVAH STEEHL RHEIN,” which itself is a cryptic reference to the Blood Raven's campaign on Tartarus. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Robute Guilliman’s genius strategies unfolds itself on their dataslates. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have an Ultramarines tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for my Battle Brothers’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 chromosomal deviancies of my own gene seed (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
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Emperor Palpatussy 26 Nov @ 9:18am 
That's awesome thank you Maximus.
maximusthezorua 25 Nov @ 5:05pm 
hey David! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft :rainbow:, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 10,000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse schlong" like you requested but we'll work on it thank you!!
Emperor Palpatussy 18 Nov @ 6:43am 
No mommy, only fish.
Emperor Palpatussy 14 Nov @ 6:46am 
I'm confused I want my mommy
Emperor Palpatussy 14 Nov @ 6:17am 
Yes, fish
Emperor Palpatussy 14 Nov @ 5:43am 
Is it really?