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Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 8:20am

Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 2:12am

Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 8:45am

First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 8:19am

Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:58pm

His house

Upgraded the church.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 10:19am

His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 4:28am

A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 1:12pm

Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 1:19pm

Ichthyologist

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 1:35pm

Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 1:26pm

Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:09am

Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 12:18pm

Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 2:47am

Apprentice

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 12:14am

Alchemist

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 3:39pm

MacPlayer

There can be only one.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 1:48am

Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 5:27am

Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 2:34pm

Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 2:34pm

Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 1:58pm

Winemaker

Made a gold-star wine.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 10:11am

Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 2:30pm

Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 11:54am

Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 6:43am

Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 11:22am

Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 8:21am

Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 2:11am

Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 12:25pm

Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:24am

Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 12:09pm

Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 10:11am

Night watch

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 12:09pm

Perfume

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 10:12am

Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 8:28am

Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 6:41am

On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 12:18pm

Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 5:43am

Even here

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 12:24pm

Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 4:17am

Marble

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 3:44pm

A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 2:35pm

The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:13am

A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 5:27am

Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 12:36pm

Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 1:27pm

Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 7:14am

Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 6:43am

More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 5:25am

More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 3:22am

More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 10:12am

Prodigal father

Helped Astrologer reunite with his family.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 7:35am

Two brothers

Helped Merchant forgive his brother.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 10:36am

A father and a son

Helped Snake with his dark ceremony.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 3:26am

He trusted you...

Betrayed Gerry. That's not something you should be super-proud of.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 5:45am

Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 8:40am

Landlord

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 1:34am

Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 6:54am

Good skull

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 12:25pm

Well-known skull

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:20am

Epic skull

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 4:12am

Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 7:01am

First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 5:25am

Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 8:45am

Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 7:45am

Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 1:00pm

Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:58pm

Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:59pm

Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 4:23am

Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 1:00pm

Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 8:01am

Witnessed him

Watched the Master being summon. Is that Grace you feel?
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 8:50am

A nation divided

Watched the scene at the Coliseum. Unemployment benefits is everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 7:45am

Viva la King

Watched the destruction of the Bridge. Always think before destroying bridges!
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:53pm

Read before signing

Witnessed the Contract signing. Who are "truly guilty men"?
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 4:05am

King Gerry

Watched the scene in the bath house. You saw that one coming, didn't you?
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 4:10am

An unexpected guest

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 2:07pm

Vampires in the Village

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 2:07pm

The face of the enemy

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 6:19am

To stop an Ancient Curse

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 6:19am

One more inquisitor

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 9:19am

Blood supplier

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 6:20am

Vampires are over

Told Horadric the vampire was no more. Oh, if only everyone were so trusting!
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 6:22am

Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 8:50am

Spirit summoner

Brought some smelly and useless filth into Dungeon, giving all the local ghosts a laugh.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 10:36am

Exterminate!

All the ambushes have been cleared out. The Terminator and Rambo would have been proud.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:19pm

Awkward interrogation

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 2:49am

Between worlds

Worked on someone's memory. Time to add "Neurosurgeon" to your CV.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 3:13am

Revolution begins

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 4:33pm

Cook of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 1:27pm

Writer of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 1:51pm

Ideologist of Revolution

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 11:49pm

Long live the Revolution

The Revolution has come to pass. It's time to look back on why you started it.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 1:34am

Camp

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 8:28am

Developed camp

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:14pm

Raccoon thyroid stew

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 5:00am

Beheaded horse

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:29pm

More forest thugs

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 4:40am

Strange delivery

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 4:28pm

A locked ghost from the past

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 2:19am

A habitable room

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 4:38am

A lost stained glass window

It belongs in the church.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 4:38am

Long-awaited appreciation

Fill the Bishop.. with pride.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 7:35am

The first session of curing therapy

Start Euric's treatment.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 7:35am

A controlled ignition

Fire is so mesmerizing - even moreso when there's a boiling Inquisitor involved.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 11:42am

A fortunate gift

Share the secrets of haute cuisine with the Merchant.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:59am

The second session of curing therapy

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 11:42am

Endless sadness

Practice makes perfect! Even if it's the sadness of the Astrologer.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 3:57am

The birth of passion

Witness an embarrassingly hot scene.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 4:24am

A vulnerability for authority

Even the strongest and most unswerving have their weakness.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 3:25am

The third session of curing therapy

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 4:26am



Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.

Cook

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.

Chef

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.

Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.

Health care

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!

The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!

Lesser evil

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.

Strengthened camp

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.

Paradise

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!

Dissatisfied villagers

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.

Help the villagers

They should be satisfied. At least for now.
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