Recent reviews by The Result of Incest

giving customers $10 change for a 80c flour they paid for with $1 has never been more exciting

Your mom's car.

> You have no arms to use heroin with.

maow

The forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest.

Purchased guns from my computer and looked up information about demons and how to defeat them, explored hell a bit, then shot my way through crowds of filth. Then I got home and launched ultrakill on my arch linux thinkpad.

There has been no major update in 7 years, while the bots continue to ruin the game, and punish the people who love the game the most and work for free to try to fix the problems by threatening them with legal action.

Valve of the past would have hired these people to work on the game instead.

Valve, like bethesda, has now shown their colours as a fallen angel company that wants to clutch their pearls and destroy anything that isn't directly made by them to "protect their IPs" instead of working hard to do their best to grow them.

Just buy from GOG (CD Projekt) instead of steam.

just ♥♥♥♥ me up fam

just ♥♥♥♥ me up fam

If you ever need to stop playing this game, make sure you stop playing just before you hit the "end turn" button, it doesn't happen if you press it.