♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it’s big ♥♥♥♥ eiji

It’s COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 😯🙆🏼👅 🎃 IT’S TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉♥♥♥♥♥😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 ♥♥♥♥🍆💦😫SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆♥♥♥♥🌽

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i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

Dear dad,

I have spent over 10 years and 94,000 dollars putting together my mosquito costume. And now am pleased to announce that I have become a mosquito. The costume is quite realistic, and I have even bladders to the nose-thing so I can puncture them with my nose thing. I can be buzzing around you on a hot summer day, and you wouldn’t even recognize me as your son-child; you’d just think “Get away, mosquito.". From my point of view you would be 3,000 dads because of the way I designed the eyeballs. I might be saying “Dad it’s me! Dad it’s me!", but you wouldn’t be able to understand my language because of it’s buzzing. I am also into plastics now, and I am making plastic tubes that you can suck liquids through; kinda like my mosquito nose but for different reasons. I hope you’re doing well at camp, see you soon.

- Mosquitor