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28 of 50 (56%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 6:43am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 7:09am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 4:04am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 4:07am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:26am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 5:31am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:19pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 4:24am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 12:54pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 12:13pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 12:51pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 2:33am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 4:30am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 4:44am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 8:18am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:20pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 6:33am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 4:42am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 4:42am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 12:20pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 12:28pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 5:06am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 7:30am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 6:47am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 6:43am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:04pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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