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29 of 50 (58%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2014 @ 3:01pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2014 @ 4:01pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2014 @ 4:47am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2014 @ 4:41am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2014 @ 12:24pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2014 @ 1:41pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2016 @ 2:09pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2014 @ 3:24am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2014 @ 3:12pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2014 @ 2:47pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2014 @ 12:43pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2014 @ 3:30am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2014 @ 2:00pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2014 @ 1:00pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2014 @ 4:34am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2014 @ 2:57pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 10:01am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2014 @ 3:10pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2016 @ 1:37pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 10:05am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2016 @ 2:42pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2016 @ 1:35pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2016 @ 2:00pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2016 @ 2:38pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2014 @ 2:54pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2014 @ 3:45pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 2:16pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2014 @ 2:00pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2016 @ 1:17pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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