nub more like noob

if you were a cigarette id smoke you

rep this guy loves the sizzling effect

NEVER. DATE. A. YANDERE!
A yandere is the Japanese line for basically a woman who loves you so much she's going to kill anybody who basically lays eyes on you, trying to get a hold on you. And I know some of you in the comments are gonna say "Ha you'll never have someone like that!" But to be honest I wouldn't want someone like that cause she would kill my sister, my mother, my grandparent, anybody who even looked at me remotely. They'd be DEAD! Because she is so lovey lovey that she goes insane and wants to trap me in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BASEMENT! And I don't mean in a kinky yaay way. No. I mean she would genuinely kill everything you care for, just so you would be the only thing she has. And she the only thing you have! ♥♥♥♥ no. I rather freaking shoot myself in the foot and stab myself with needles in the foot, than date a yandere.

I noticed you're wearing a head prize. Nice hat! Unfortunately it was your mother who won the head prize last night.

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