You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', '♥♥♥♥', and 'Colon'. -Chris Rock

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

Common sense is the most uncommon thing in the world.

Stress: A condition caused by repressing the body's desire to strangle the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.

Millions long for immortality, but do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. -Susan Ertz

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably why so few engage in it. -Henry Ford

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. -Robert Frost

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. -Napoleon Bonaparte

In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex. -Daniel S. Greenberg

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

The road to hell is ordered by the righteous, planned by the well-meaning, and paved with their good intentions.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

If you find yourself in a fair fight you didn't plan your mission properly.

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill

He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. -Friedrich Nietzsch

"Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid." -Jack Sparrow, PotC

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Oh pitiful soul cloaked in darkness. Thy actions cause men pain and suffering. Thy hollow soul drowns in thy sins.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. From dust we are created, and to dust we return. You cannot win, just give up.