Recent reviews by Horse

Hey gamers out there,

1) Have you ever wished having a hot girlfriend ?
2) Have you ever thought about learning how to use swords ?
3) Have you ever wished of fighting monsters, and chopping their head for bounty ?
4) Have you ever wanted to own a mansion, your own vineyard, and a place to chill ?
5) Are you a fan of Harry Potter, and wanted to learn magic ?
6) Do you enjoy jungle trekking, swimming, meditating, but can"t do it cause you live in the city ?
7) Do you enjoy crying and being sad ?

Fear Not !
The Witcher 3 Is here.
1) When you enter the game, it gives you a girlfriend. She is sexy, but no worries, you can change if it"s not your taste.
2) When you start the tutorial, it teaches you how to use a sword, and heck, even more, how to use bombs and potions
3) Wander in the free to roam world and kill every monster you see. But always do a quicksave before fighting, just in case you get killed.
4) For this part, purchase the DLC Blood And Wine. It"s like another game actually, really long story, and you get a mansion for free !
5) Igni,Aard,Axii,Yrden, And Quen. These spells make you a better Harry Potter, and even better, you don"t need a wand. You use bare hands to cast magic. This increases the amount of women wanting to share a bed with you.
6) Just do it anytime ! Nothing is holding you back, the vast world is yours ! I bet you can"t finish the whole map within 25 hours.
7) Just wait. When the game ends, it"s heartbreaking. It"s so sad I lost a part of me when I finished it. It"s like your life has ended.

My rating ?
11/10
It"s better than real life. Believe me.

Have you ever thought of a game of using grappling hook all the time ?
Well this game fulfills that dream of yours !
Be batman or spiderman in idonesia while eating bakso !

This game is cool.

How to be pro-
1. Get 100$ and buy ♥♥♥♥ tons of keys
2. Wait for em to become tradable
3. Buy Unusuals,Australium, if you don"t have enough keys, Add more Funds.
4. get burning unusuals/ scorching
5. go to farming server and rank up your australium to hale"s own
6. go to random server, and people will praise you

Such good game

I rate it 9/11 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)