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Uwu

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was straight. Don't trust this guy.

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

Hejsan! Jag är Karin ifrån ungdomsmottagningen, vi har tagit tester på din sperma och vi kan se via DNA att dina framtida barn kommer vara lika dåliga på cs som dig, om inte sämre! Hälsa gärna på oss igen och snatta lite mer kondomer som du inte kommer använda. Vi hoppas att du är homosexuell så att du inte behöver reproducera. Ring gärna in till oss om du har några mer frågor! 0703953021 - Karin Sillström