What the heckin did you just frackin say about me, you little himbo? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Ram-Ranch, and I have over 300 confirmed headshots in the showers at Ram-Rannch. I am trained in gorilla grip grapefruit and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will empty you the frack out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fracking words. You think you can get away with saying that uwu ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, sucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life

You're fracking done for, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can end your genetic line in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Bundeswehr's kink closet and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your smug smile off the face of the continent, you little twink. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fracking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brat. I will drain your soul all over you and you will drown in it, kiddo

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A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

hey, sowwy i saw youw pwofiwe awnd i juwst thought uwu wooked cute in youw pictuwe, i weawwy wanted tuwu teww uwu thawt)) iwt's weawwy wawe tuwu see giwws pwaying video games haha! i down't know why its a guy thing honestwy im wike weawwy against misogyny awnd wike iww be the owne in the kitchen making sandwiches. We shouwd weawwy pway bwink sometime its a weawwy coow zombie gawme with a wot of scawy moments, but down't wowwy iww be thewe tuwu pwotect uwu ;) sowwy thawt wasnt fwiwting i sweaw im juwst twying tuwu be fwiendwy i weawwy wike youw pwofiwe pictuwe sowwy was thawt too faw? weawwy sowwy i'm weawwy shy i down't gow out much haha add me own skype we shouwd tawk mowe uwu wook weawwy nice awnd fun xxx

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I'm convinced that mattress/furniture stores exist in a quantum superposition of grand opening and going out of business sale.

It is both and neither at once until an observer records the state at which point it becomes one or the other.

But because you know exactly where the store is located, you cannot know how fast it is going out of business because of your uncertainty about its business momentum.

All around us, all the time pairs of anti-discount mattress stores and discount mattress stores are popping into existence, forming the quantum memory foam that is the basis for the universe. Without the pressure of this quantum memory foam strip malls would collapse.

We can see evidence of this when a pair is created such that one half is within the sales radius of a supermassive furniture store like Ikea-- one of them is pulled in and the other escapes as a Hawking mattress store.

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Uhhh. Yeah I'd ban you in a heartbeat. Maybe, by some cosmic anomaly these shots are legit and you just guessed the exact moment someone would peek, but literally humans can't react as quickly as you did with the corner shots. I'm SMFC as well. I've played counter-strike for about 9 years. I've never seen ANYBODY do anything like the reaction shots you had. In a decade of counter-strike, no pro can play like that. First round even, even when expecting them after the flashes/decoy, that first frag was out of this world. You have no idea how to position yourself or play an advantage. That's why you die, despite cheating. You just cheat to win. Not even remotely "suspicious". This is blatant. I bet you don't even understand why.

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked very full of man mud in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see men with phat dumpies playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against marrige for the straights and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play hell let loose sometime its a really cool game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to let loose inside of you ;) sorry that was flirting I swear Im just trying to be all up inside your man mud, I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really Todd Clorox, I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xDxD

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked very sissy in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see grills playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against breeding and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play amogus sometime its a really cool game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that was flirting I swear Im just trying to be deep inside you I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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The real reason you can't invade Australia is because it doesn't exist. Australia is not real. It’s a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It’s a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires.

Australia does not exist. All things you call “proof” are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They’re all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.

If you think you’ve ever been to Australia, you’re terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby – or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians.

Australia is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you have all been tricked. Join the movement today, and make it known that they have been deceived. Make it known, that this has all just been a cover-up. The things these “Australian” says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism, MDMA and bad decisions, are all ways to distract you from the ugly truth that is one of the greatest genocides in history. 162,000 people was said to have been transported to this imaginary land during a mere 80 years, and they are all long dead by now. They never reached that promised land.

If my girl👧😍 and my fidget spinners 💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade my ♥♥♥♥♥🙏👊

KAY Im angry about one of the most coveted tenets of neckbeard culture. Their most exalted item of clothing. Their most revered headgear, even more than their Naruto headband. Their Fedoras. I personally have always felt an affinity towards early 20th century culture & the appropriation of many of its tenets by the neckbeards angers me. Obviously those were not good times for a large portion of society and I do not claim it as such. I merely believe that there were high points that we could take note of going forwards. Neckbeards have taken this perfectly defensible, innocent, and attractive object, and soiled it with their attitudes and general negative perception in society. Sorry if this wasnt really an interesting rant but it felt good to get out there. How do you feel about the fedora as an item of clothing (in its original context)? PS The reason for this rant was because I feel like this item should not have a negative connotation but due to a certain sect of society it has one

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All I do is keep it real and TRUE friends are down with that; FAKE friends who just hate and criticize are in for a rude awakening. I'm not down with hearing anything bad about me. Also, I DON'T hate unless someone sends the hate in my direction. In that case, I'm a Hate Hyena and I WILL attack you. I enjoy hanging with my REAL friends, but not friends who criticize me for being truthful. Call me thin-skinned if you want, but my boyfriend likes my thick booty and you ain't getting none of this biscuit. In your dreams, hater. Take me as I am and swallow the reality I bring or cease being my friend. Come down from your ivory tower and press the delete button; one less drama in my life. Being totally truthful here. I don't need that drama as a Gemini. I'll hang with dramatic friends who are fun and interesting as long as they don't bring the drama to my doorstep.

Hit me up! I'll game anytime! Not here to date or fall in love lol. Don't need that drama, I'm just too real.

I'm interesting and fun and complicated. And I'm REAL. If you think you know me, I feel sorry for you. Haters and fakers, step off. Go live in your ivory tower while I'm being real on the ground level. Not here to date or fall in love -- like you even have a chance lol. Already have a boyfriend who LOVES ME FOR WHO I AM. Don't need that drama. I'm a Gemini; one chat and you'll never forget me. I'm brutally honest with friends, so if you can't handle the truth, you should probably step off and take the train back to haterville with stops in faketown and drama city. I hate drama, I value my friends, and when friends are honest with me, it creates drama and complications, which I hate. So I probably won't be your friend if you complicate my life and bring the drama with your quote-unquote "truth." In fact, I'll probably wind up hating you. Whatever, I'm a Gemini, I don't apologize for being real, and I don't need that ivory tower ♥♥♥♥.

Hey (insert name)i know this might be sudden since we have never talk but your profile pic is super cute , im not trying to flirt with you okkkkk just wanna be your friend. I never talk to much girls they always run away from me or ignore me that makes me sad but i know you won't. I feel like we can be together forever and ever and ever. Ok im going ask will you be my girlfriend. I dont care really if you say no but please im in love you with you, im not like most guys im not in it for your steam level, please babe please , i will send memes

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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WAT.

NO.

You smell like pleup!

are you dead?!

so much fisting last night
use your damn gun friend

THAT WAS LOW MAN.

Uhh guys, there's a motion mine...

wheres my damn money you little ♥♥♥♥? not letting you ♥♥♥♥ this up for me again.

Where were you yesterday NIGHT?! Me and flip were longing for you!

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DAAAAFTINZZZZ. lol. I'm averaging 8 hours/2weeks. this is so sad. :(

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