What the heckin did you just frackin say about me, you little himbo? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Ram-Ranch, and I have over 300 confirmed headshots in the showers at Ram-Rannch. I am trained in gorilla grip grapefruit and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will empty you the frack out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fracking words. You think you can get away with saying that uwu ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, sucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life

You're fracking done for, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can end your genetic line in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Bundeswehr's kink closet and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your smug smile off the face of the continent, you little twink. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fracking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brat. I will drain your soul all over you and you will drown in it, kiddo

ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Despacito

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A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

hey, sowwy i saw youw pwofiwe awnd i juwst thought uwu wooked cute in youw pictuwe, i weawwy wanted tuwu teww uwu thawt)) iwt's weawwy wawe tuwu see giwws pwaying video games haha! i down't know why its a guy thing honestwy im wike weawwy against misogyny awnd wike iww be the owne in the kitchen making sandwiches. We shouwd weawwy pway bwink sometime its a weawwy coow zombie gawme with a wot of scawy moments, but down't wowwy iww be thewe tuwu pwotect uwu ;) sowwy thawt wasnt fwiwting i sweaw im juwst twying tuwu be fwiendwy i weawwy wike youw pwofiwe pictuwe sowwy was thawt too faw? weawwy sowwy i'm weawwy shy i down't gow out much haha add me own skype we shouwd tawk mowe uwu wook weawwy nice awnd fun xxx

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