2 people found this review helpful
Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 40.6 hrs on record
Posted: 1 Dec, 2024 @ 12:19pm

Story - 2/10

The game lacks direction. Most things are pretty vague. A few lines are kinda funny / cute. But there's nothing here.

Combat - 0/10

There is no challenge. You Get 1 weapon, the stunlocks all enemies to death assuming you upgrade it. When you get hit by anything that isn't a trap, you just drop items. Traps will make you restart a room without consequence.

Exploration- 5/10

Maps are okay to run through once. Lots of baby mode puzzles. Think dumbed down Zelda puzzles. Many things (lava playforms) are buggy af.


Building - 4/10

You can make a cute farm if you try. But the game pushes to put animals with your crops to deal with pests. Fertilizer, Crop, and resource yields are all laughable for the amount of grind.

Gampleay - 2/10

The game is hollow and shallow. There's nothing here except mindless grind.

Didn't like mining farm stone and farm wood with 8 hits for a single resource? Too bad! Do it again with Forest Stone, and now mountain stone, repeat forever.

The jobs are all the same. Craft 6 things that only work as sellables per biome.

The Lumas are mostly ugly pets. And just another vague resource engine though does nothing in terms of gameplay,

You can't even get rid of your starting trailer, you have to build whole new houses elsewhere.

Do not waste your time and money here.

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