So a serious review,,;

Counter-Strike:Global Offensive is a game which no human brain can comprehend. It's a game of extremely complex story with gameplay mechanics far beyond this world.

Story: Counter-Strike story is revolving around multiple religions in an alternate reality where higher beings disguise themself as specific people in the regions of "Turkey" and "Russia". As us "players" enter the server where objective is to eliminate the enemy forces, game will put us in "warm up" mode which represents the human being falling asleep and dreaming of being somewhat immortal. Upon waking up we will have 10 seconds sleep paralysis where beings of higher power will try to communicate with us by yelling "Russian Comrads!, Go rush B cY-kA BlY-aT!" and in events of player (you) not following instructions the being will prove you are not worthy and will insult you with "Ah bly-at you rushed A site Пиз-дец Муд-ак Пидо-рас Еба-ть Су-ка" (i had to put - in between because i as a human with limited brain capacity cannot comprehend swear words and neither can steam as a platform) and will abandon the game leaving you alone with other people battling to death without a purpose. Losing a round of CS is like bible says: "No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."

As a wise man once said to me on my 11th page of comments on steam:
16 Jun, 2017 @ 9:52pm - "you are very noob"
I have yet to decode the meaning of this puzzle.

Even the God himself talks about us Counter-Strike players in bible: “As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.” – Proverbs 31:6

So for my rating of the game I shall give it thumbs up just so i can get forgiveness in case of war with celestial beings.

Random quote:
“If a man has sex with an animal, he must be put to death, and the animal must be killed.” – Leviticus 20:15

So a serious review,,; Counter-Strike:Global Offensive is a game which no human brain can comprehend. It's a game of extremely complex story with gameplay mechanics far beyond this world. Story: Counter-Strike story is revolving around multiple religions in an alternate reality where higher beings disguise themself as specific people in the regions of "Turkey" and "Russia". As us "players" enter the server where objective is to eliminate the enemy forces, game will put us in "warm up" mode which represents the human being falling asleep and dreaming of being somewhat immortal. Upon waking up we will have 10 seconds sleep paralysis where beings of higher power will try to communicate with us by yelling "Russian Comrads!, Go rush B cY-kA BlY-aT!" and in events of player (you) not following instructions the being will prove you are not worthy and will insult you with "Ah bly-at you rushed A site Пиз-дец Муд-ак Пидо-рас Еба-ть Су-ка" (i had to put - in between because i as a human with limited brain capacity cannot comprehend swear words and neither can steam as a platform) and will abandon the game leaving you alone with other people battling to death without a purpose. Losing a round of CS is like bible says: "No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord." As a wise man once said to me on my 11th page of comments on steam: 16 Jun, 2017 @ 9:52pm - "you are very noob" I have yet to decode the meaning of this puzzle. Even the God himself talks about us Counter-Strike players in bible: “As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.” – Proverbs 31:6 So for my rating of the game I shall give it thumbs up just so i can get forgiveness in case of war with celestial beings. Random quote: “If a man has sex with an animal, he must be put to death, and the animal must be killed.” – Leviticus 20:15