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Hells 22 Sep, 2020 @ 3:07am 
The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it.

A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it

The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society
eVo 19 Sep, 2020 @ 11:28am 
Imagine having a willy the size of a sledgehammer and not ever using it on the opposite sex. Probably gae, which is okay, but he never slams me :(
Hells 12 Sep, 2020 @ 6:43am 
So this is a bit of a long story, but a couple months ago, I (18F) noticed a couple streaks of white in the purple shampoo i was using, I didn’t think much of it at the time but I didn’t use it as I thought maybe my brother (16M) was using that bottle for something else, it was almost empty anyways.

I got more shampoo, this time it was a white coconut shampoo, and was using it in my hair regularly until i noticed it had moved from the shelf in the shower to a different spot. It was about 3/4ths gone by then, and I’d bought 2 bottles so I began using a different bottle and keeping that in my bathroom drawer so no one touched it.

I checked, it definitely wasn’t water, and it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stank. I think he’s been shaking the bottle up too, to mix it together. Nobody touches the soaps in our shared bathroom but me and him, and he has his own shampoo so there’s no reason for him to touch mine. My only logical conclusion is that he’s been masturbating into my coconut shampoo.
Kenneth 26 Feb, 2020 @ 12:10am 
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Kenneth 26 Feb, 2020 @ 12:09am 
my top genre🎶 is pop 🎤???? POP ??? 😡😤 i am ♥♥♥♥ING fuming. i listen to indie 😎 and indie only 😔 WHY IS MY TOP GENRE POP 😩 spotify you are really 😡 really 😡 really 😡 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me off 🙄 I LISTEN 👂TO STRICTLY INDIE MUSIC 👍😤 I BLEED AND BREATHE 👄 INDIE MUSIC😎 NO POP😡
Kenneth 26 Feb, 2020 @ 12:09am 
Oh🙄so I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥?🤬😈 Well a ♥♥♥♥♥ is a female dog 🐶👛💅dogs bark📣🐩bark grows on trees🌲🌾trees are nature🦋🌈and nature is beautiful🌸🔥✨so thank you for the compliment💁‍♀️💝💫💐😘😹⚡️💘🌟🤷‍♀️🖕💖🌚🌹
Kenneth 26 Feb, 2020 @ 12:09am 
If my daughter 🙅‍♀️🤱 comes out as 🌈GAY🌈 I am SHIPPING HER OFF 🚂✈️📫 to a 👼CATHOLIC👼⛪️BOARDING SCHOOL⛪️ because YOU KNOW🧠👀 those girls there are 👅F🤞R🤯E😩A😍K💦Y👄 and 🚫🚫🚫NO🚫🚫🚫 daughter of 👩MINE👧 will miss out on the BIGGEST👩‍❤️‍👩gay opportunity ever👩‍❤️‍👩
Kenneth 26 Feb, 2020 @ 12:09am 
Oh mine GOD,😳😳 I accidentally 🙈🙈 hath sent😳 thou a picture of mine phallus 🍆🍆...prithee delete it!❌❌🛑! 'Lest. ..thou desire to look?😏😏 Haha I jest..🤣🤣, Delete it.🛑❌..Should thee crave..?😳🙈... Haha nay,❌ Banish it.🛑🛑..'Lest?🙈😳
Kenneth 26 Feb, 2020 @ 12:09am 
Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
Kenneth 31 Jan, 2020 @ 4:51am 
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Kenneth 22 Dec, 2019 @ 8:06pm 
Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into my an.us because the local shops had run out of apricots (I buy a lot). Using about a gallon of butter, breathing techniques and a few hours I managed to finally get it inside. However it was too uncomfortable so I tried to sh.it it back out. This is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out half a dozen apricots did. Now there is a chance that I just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere and that I happened to have a dozen or so left over apricots lying around my rect.um from earlier but I cannot for the life of me find the melon anywhere. I think I may have the power to anally turn melons into apricots. Further experimentation will be required of course (once my rectu.m has recovered) but if this turns out to be true then I may be able to solve world hunger.
Kenneth 22 Dec, 2019 @ 8:04pm 
When I was in 3rd grade, I was obsessed with the sound that comes from slapping my d ick side to side. Basically, you have to rapidly twist your torso back and forth, propelling the p enis to and fro, creating that slapping effect (you have to be buck naked). I even once thought of forming a d.ick-slapping gang; whenever we beat up somebody, we would throw him on the ground, surround him, strip naked, and torment him with our d.ick slapping noises. That sound is so perfect and crisp that I also thought of using it as a means of communication. Please don’t make fun of me for this because I was young and it was a long time ago. Thank
Kenneth 22 Dec, 2019 @ 8:04pm 
"She got a big booty, so I call her big booty". -2Chainz Upon initial glance, these lyrics appear to be an unintelligent embodiment of the lack of creativity that rap and hip hop music is viewed as today. However upon further investigation, one will find that, in actuality, lyrical genius 2Chainz has crafted a beautiful and deep piece of literature carefully condensed into a single 11 word sentence that perfectly describes not only the world we live in, but also life itself.
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BOXH3AD 11 Nov, 2018 @ 12:30am 
i dont have anything to comment so here is how to boil a egg
step 1:Place the egg in a saucepan and cover with cold water. Bring to the boil then reduce the heat to a gentle simmer for 3-5 minutes.
step 2 depending on how you like your egg cooked. After 3 minutes it will be really soft and after 5 minutes both the white and the yolk with be set.
step 3 : take egg out of saucepan between the 3-5 minutes of boiling
step 4 : bend masons sister over and give it to her
step 5: enjoy your boiled egg
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GIVE THIS MAN A MEME AND YOU CANT STOP HIM!!!!
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Hells 1 Jan, 2018 @ 9:19pm 
average length of a penis is 5.5 inches. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi timed radius squared times height. This comes around as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches. Next I found the volume of the average human adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an object mass by the force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult human male is 7.14 kg. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the average density of a human is 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be .0072516316. This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult male's volume. Assuming a lack of testosterone or female hormones makes the person a female, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a trap is only 2.19% homosexual.
Hells 1 Dec, 2017 @ 5:57am 
I'm convinced that mattress/furniture stores exist in a quantum superposition of grand opening and going out of business sale.
It is both and neither at once until an observer records the state at which point it becomes one or the other.
But because you know exactly where the store is located, you cannot know how fast it is going out of business because of your uncertainty about its business momentum.
All around us, all the time pairs of anti-discount mattress stores and discount mattress stores are popping into existence, forming the quantum memory foam that is the basis for the universe. Without the pressure of this quantum memory foam strip malls would collapse.
We can see evidence of this when a pair is created such that one half is within the sales radius of a supermassive furniture store like Ikea-- one of them is pulled in and the other escapes as a Hawking mattress store.
Critique 30 Nov, 2017 @ 12:16am 
what the ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with you
Hells 30 Nov, 2017 @ 12:09am 
Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your ♥♥♥♥. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any ♥♥♥♥♥.
Hells 30 Nov, 2017 @ 12:08am 
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Hells 30 Nov, 2017 @ 12:04am 
How exactly does one get ♥♥♥♥♥ while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always ♥♥♥♥ blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows ♥♥♥♥ out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your ♥♥♥♥ off, just to ♥♥♥♥ with you.
Esh Papi 29 Nov, 2017 @ 11:26pm 
My name is Critique.
Hells 29 Nov, 2017 @ 2:37am 
That wasn't copy pasta at all friend
Critique 29 Nov, 2017 @ 2:36am 
the fact you actually took time and effort to write that is disturbing
Hells 29 Nov, 2017 @ 2:35am 
marissa's little baby boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her marissa blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juies inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her marissa hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her marissa hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her marissa face.
Critique 12 Nov, 2017 @ 10:09pm 
make it stop mum
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✪ Shiv 12 Nov, 2017 @ 12:44am 
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing (; wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease. I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your ♥♥♥♥ your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your ♥♥♥♥ salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles
Bails 19 Aug, 2017 @ 7:15am 
Have a nice weekend
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Hells 16 May, 2017 @ 11:02pm 

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eVo 2 May, 2017 @ 5:28am 
slut x2
eVo 21 Mar, 2017 @ 1:28am 
slut
That lamp left behind on the des 19 Mar, 2017 @ 1:00am 
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Esh Papi 13 Mar, 2017 @ 11:38pm 
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