Yo, what’s up. You already know who it is, that’s right baby. I’m the best of the best, the Crim De La Crim if you will. You can’t spell “radical” without ‘I’ or else it would spell as “radcal”. I don’t even know why I’m writing this, already got my own wiki where you can read about my many amazing accomplishments such as: Inventing the Universe, yea that’s right baby, I’m god, and don’t even think about those poser nerds like “Allah” or “Jebus”, I got the patent to prove it B). I also invented living, because nobody lives it up as much as I do haha! But enough with the bragging. The real reason you’re reading this is because I’m so interesting and you want to learn more about myself. Well too bad, what gives you the right to my personal information? Anyway congratulations on making it to the end of my little autobiography. I’m sure you have enjoyed reading about me.

Signed,

The Prince of Panache, the King of Sting, the Radical of the Radical, Crim De La Crim.