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Julius 6 Dec, 2019 @ 4:49am 
-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Julius 20 Sep, 2019 @ 7:00am 
he said "spotlight uh moonlight uh beat woman cos they have no rights uh"🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ and then allah and X fought and of course allah won 😉😉 and spread World peace ✌️✌️ so anyway that's the TEA sisters ☕☕stay tuned for my fenti beauty 💄💄 giveaway 🎉🎉and remember praise allah everyday🤗🤗
SLASHR جندالله 20 Nov, 2018 @ 4:47pm 
🤕Hit 👊 or miss😳 I guess 🤔they 👉never ❌ miss, huh 😕😕? You 🙌got 🤪a boyfriend😍, I bet 🎰😶he 😨doesn't 👎kiss 😘😘 ya🤭 mwah💖 😻He 🧐gon' find 🔍🔍 another girl 👶 🤩and he 😮won't😤 miss👌 ya🙀 He 🤤gon' 😲skrrt and hit 👊👊 the dab😎 like 😄😄 Wiz 🤠Khalifa🤑
SLASHR جندالله 15 Sep, 2018 @ 11:36am 
Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
SLASHR جندالله 9 Apr, 2018 @ 7:02am 
☪ You say Lady Gaga, I say Allah
☪ You say Miley Cyrus, I say Allah
☪ You say T-Pain, I say Allah
☪ You say Eminem, I say Allah
☪ You say Jonas Brother, I say Allah
☪ 92% of teens have turned to western degeneracy. If you are part of the 8% that still upholds the path of Islam, copy and paste this message to 5 other walls. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ISLAM DIE!!!!!
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Julius 30 Nov, 2017 @ 1:46pm 
-rep scammed me off everything i own, pretends to be from canada, says hes going to trade me maple syrup for my knife and then scams me, NEVER SENT THE MAPLE SYRUP!! HE ISNT EVEN CANADIAN HES A RUSSIAN!!!!!!!!!!111 DONT TRUST"
Julius 25 Nov, 2017 @ 4:59pm 
Jiya ho Bihar ke lala jiya tu hazar sala
Tani nachi ke tani gayi ke
Sabka man bahalwa re bhaiya
Smally 22 Nov, 2017 @ 12:38pm 
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Julius 2 Nov, 2017 @ 5:28pm 
So I dont know if I was a teenager yet but I was close enough. It was the winter of the year I learned how to jerk off until coming. I remember because after that first orgasm I was doing it all the time . Like EVERYWHERE. I was almost marking my territory at any place I went. I'd go to the bathroom and bust my load if not in their toilet then their sink…it was bad I know. I went with my parents on a road trip to California from Illinois. The road was long and hard and well, so was I. Did I mention it was just the 3 of us? I had taken a poncho for that trip. My mom always carried snacks and a roll of Bounty to clean messes. Well, I used that Bounty for my naughty mess. It was night, mom was asleep and my dad was driving. I got one of those nocturnal no reason boners and thought “This is one territory I've yet to conquer!” So I unzipped and had a wank…in the back seat…with my dad driving…and my mom sound asleep…in a Camry. Finished up on a Bounty sheet
Julius 2 Nov, 2017 @ 5:28pm 
So I dont know if I was a teenager yet but I was close enough. It was the winter of the year I learned how to jerk off until coming. I remember because after that first orgasm I was doing it all the time . Like EVERYWHERE. I was almost marking my territory at any place I went. I'd go to the bathroom and bust my load if not in their toilet then their sink…it was bad I know. I went with my parents on a road trip to California from Illinois. The road was long and hard and well, so was I. Did I mention it was just the 3 of us? I had taken a poncho for that trip. My mom always carried snacks and a roll of Bounty to clean messes. Well, I used that Bounty for my naughty mess. It was night, mom was asleep and my dad was driving. I got one of those nocturnal no reason boners and thought “This is one territory I've yet to conquer!” So I unzipped and had a wank…in the back seat…with my dad driving…and my mom sound asleep…in a Camry. Finished up on a Bounty sheet
Julius 2 Nov, 2017 @ 5:28pm 
So I dont know if I was a teenager yet but I was close enough. It was the winter of the year I learned how to jerk off until coming. I remember because after that first orgasm I was doing it all the time . Like EVERYWHERE. I was almost marking my territory at any place I went. I'd go to the bathroom and bust my load if not in their toilet then their sink…it was bad I know. I went with my parents on a road trip to California from Illinois. The road was long and hard and well, so was I. Did I mention it was just the 3 of us? I had taken a poncho for that trip. My mom always carried snacks and a roll of Bounty to clean messes. Well, I used that Bounty for my naughty mess. It was night, mom was asleep and my dad was driving. I got one of those nocturnal no reason boners and thought “This is one territory I've yet to conquer!” So I unzipped and had a wank…in the back seat…with my dad driving…and my mom sound asleep…in a Camry. Finished up on a Bounty sheet
Kyden 27 Sep, 2017 @ 7:33am 
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mango 3 Sep, 2017 @ 8:43am 
ALERT ALL FRIENDS OF CHRISS THIS IS IMPOSTER ACCOUNT PLEASE ADD REAL ACCOUNT BELOW!!!!
Peranes 8 Aug, 2017 @ 6:17pm 
Im ❤ daddys 🍆💦💦 little fidget spinner ߷ when daddy feels horny 💕💕 he lifts me up 👆👆 and puts me on ⬇️⬇️ his huge ♥♥♥♥ 😍😍🍆🍆 and i spin and spin 🔄🔄 whirrr 🔄🔄 i get so dizzy but daddy keeps me spinning 💕💕 until i squirt 💦💦💦 leaving me all wet with his cummies 🍆🍆💕💕💦💦 god ⛪⛪ im such a spinny 😚 dizzy ☺☺🙃 little slut 😍😍 for daddy 🍆🍆
Peranes 5 Aug, 2017 @ 12:38pm 
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SLASHR جندالله 4 Aug, 2017 @ 6:22pm 
🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10 back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅
Peranes 20 Jul, 2017 @ 7:24am 
-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Peranes 24 Jun, 2017 @ 1:39pm 
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p4 23 May, 2017 @ 7:37am 
--> 👓 <-- You have now been blessed by the power of Jimbo's glasses, Enjoy the aimbot.
Julius 20 Jan, 2017 @ 3:44pm 
You get Joe to spread his legs and you make yourself comfortable between them. You press the fabric of his G-string between his ♥♥♥♥♥ lips with your thumb and stroke up and down, feeling his dampness and inhaling the scent of his heat.

You grab the front of his G-string in your fist, pulling it tight up him. Tugging it from side to side you work it deeper into his cleft until it disappears between his inner labia. You place little kisses along his bulging outer lips, tugging rhythmically on the tight material. Then you pull the panties to the side. His clit is hard now, protruding from its hood. You suck it between your lips and your tongue bathes it with spit.

“Ohhh…” sighs Joe, running his fingers through your hair. You worry that he’ll pull off your mask, but for now it stays on.

Joe's ♥♥♥♥♥ lubes up rapidly as you work your magic. While continuing to torture his clit with your tongue you work your thumb into his wet, grasp
Asaad 18 Jan, 2017 @ 10:12am 
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virt 30 Oct, 2016 @ 9:50am 
Thank you for applying for NATO!

We would like to invite you for an interview, feel free to message me or any other NATO officer so we can arrange a time that fits us both.
Chriss 27 Oct, 2016 @ 6:49pm 
1 [RED] Chriss
virt 27 Oct, 2016 @ 6:48pm 
Hi [RED] Chris, i miss u on gta shame red got com banned, miss u hope red come back :(((((!!!
virt 27 Oct, 2016 @ 6:47pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
virt 27 Oct, 2016 @ 6:46pm 
What the swag did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the ♥♥♥♥ out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, ♥♥♥♥♥. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, ♥♥♥♥♥. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans.
virt 26 Oct, 2016 @ 5:46pm 
❗️❗️❗️ATTENTION 2003 KIDS❗️❗️❗️!!! This 👇 is the last year of being a kid 😔👦👧! Because NEXT 👉YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS💁🙅💅!! PARTYING 🎉💃 DRINKING 🍻🍸🍹🍷 MAKING OUT AND SEX 👅💦😳 PERIODS 😩🍫 HEARTBREAKS 💔😪 MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️⃣TH GRADE)
Peranes 15 Oct, 2016 @ 4:54pm 
he is cancer
Peranes 28 Aug, 2016 @ 7:10am 
1 Good player in arma

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cancer man
SLASHR جندالله 18 Jun, 2016 @ 10:06pm 
Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. If you have any questions or maybe advice, just inbox me. Thank you all so much ~~
Chriss 17 Jun, 2016 @ 5:32pm 
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SLASHR جندالله 7 Jun, 2016 @ 12:03am 
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Rat_King 20 Mar, 2016 @ 4:03pm 
A wild Booty has appeared!
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Watcha gonna do bout' it? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
A) *Slap dat Booty*
B) No-scope it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一
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D) Run (Ya ♥♥♥♥♥)
Chriss 19 Mar, 2016 @ 7:02pm 
wtf u ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pedo ahahahhaha
Rat_King 19 Mar, 2016 @ 5:02pm 
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