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After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Don't trust this guy.

YOU PEOPLE NEED TO TAKE A RED PILL. What actually happened is that in the 1960s the Chinese sent some CIA ninjas to Africa to find a Muslim spy baby and send him back in time through a rift the Japanese blew into reality during Pearl Harbor. Obama went to Greece and helped the Jews convince everyone that the earth was a magical ball of fun so that they could do 9/11 and trick us into letting gays eat in our restaurants.

But because it'ss a hobby that we all share

Not because it's gay

Like all I'm sayin' is there's nothing gay about being a couple of facebook amigos that occasionally suck each others ♥♥♥♥♥

I once talked ♥♥♥♥ to my gym teacher he was like "You little ♥♥♥♥ I promise I'll come over there suck yo ♥♥♥♥ and whoop yo ass ♥♥♥♥♥ if you don't stop hitting phoebe with that dodgeball"