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hey this is Phil from the Small Weiner Club, sorry to get back to you so late, I just finished reviewing your application and the information you sent in, but I am sorry to say I don't think I can allow you to join our group.
from what I'm looking at, your weiner is massive, I mean the sheer girth and juiciness alone is ridiculous, uh, it looks as if somebody glued a forearm to the bottom of your torso, you can probably stand on it like a tripod, uh, and that's not even mentioning how fat your nuts are, but it does appear to that you're going to have to take that ginormous schmeat somewhere else.
but thank you for trying, have a nice evening.
Why are you still alive?
Like actually, why are you a living breathing person right now?
Why are you still walking this earth?
Why are you still on the mortal plane?
And no, this isn't some nihilistic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I actually just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate you.
♥♥♥♥ you.
♥♥♥♥ your grandparents for giving birth to your parents who gave birth to you.
How dare they commit such a terrible atrocity upon all of humankind?
You really are just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrible.
I cannot express with words how much I want you to die.
You are the least likable person I have ever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seen.
♥♥♥♥♥.
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