<3 Dirk Diggler
Dirk Diggler   Holyoke, Massachusetts, United States
 
 
I7-12700h
rtx 3070ti
16gb ram


desktop
I7 [email protected]
gtx 1080
x99 evga classified mobo
16gb ddr4 3000mhz ram
1tb hdd
4x 512gb samsung 850 pro ssd
1440p165hz monitor

Asus ROG laptop
Intel I7 4720HQ
Nvidia GTX 960m
16 Gb ddr3 ram
1Tb ssd

old rig
19 inch acer widescreen lcd monitor
Phenom X4 9600 BE
2x9800gtx in SLI
4GB 1066Mhz OCZ ram
320 GB SATA II WD harddrive
ASUS M3N-HT Deluxe/HDMI AM2 /AM2 NVIDIA nForce 780a SLI mobo
CREATIVE X-FI XTREME SOUND BLASTER
Windows 7 64 bit
acer keyboard dell optical mouse
PWNING IS A HABIT GET LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man wanted desperately to have sex with the hot girl at work, but she had a boyfriend. One day Joseph got so desperate that he went to her and said," I'll give you a $100 if you'll let me have sex with you." The girl looked at him shocked and said "Hell no!" He said " I'll be real quick-I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend over to get it, and I'll be finished by the time you've picked it up!" She thought for a moment and told him that she would have to talk to her boyfriend. So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200. Pick up the money really really fast, and he won't even be able to get his pants down!" She agreed and accepts the proposal. 30 minutes go by and the boyfriend is still waitin for his girlfriend's call. Finally after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks, "What the ♥♥♥♥ happened? " Still breathing hard she managed to reply, "That ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ had all QUARTERS!!!!"

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Hi 6 Apr, 2019 @ 1:52am 
:* god loves you
Piracat 14 Oct, 2017 @ 9:34pm 
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ have a blessed day ♥
Ticha 4 Apr, 2011 @ 4:52pm 
nice bootayyy!!!!
ChampThunderDick 13 Nov, 2009 @ 7:46am 
110% lady gaga fan
Kick | Northsyde | Twitch 20 Oct, 2009 @ 8:41pm 
Yo, I can see a lil midget jumpin around in ur fro! catch that mofo before he leaves droppings!
3A$ 10 Oct, 2009 @ 6:10pm 
woot i loooove ur afro man