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if my girl👧😍and fidget spinner߷ both dying😱and I can only save one 😤😬catch me at her funeral 😔👻🌹spinning ߷ through ߷ the ߷ pain ߷ 💯 😎

i’ve been with my best friend for over 7 years now. he wanted to get his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so i sucked it. but i didn’t allow him to suck my because it’s gay. we do this almost every night. the problem is that he’s gay and i have to do this to him. sometimes i get turned on and starts kissing him all over but i said no ♥♥♥♥ tho. in the end, we both lie in bed with my perfectly virgin penis and his saliva induced ♥♥♥♥ rubbing each other before we go to sleep.

The first orgasm I ever had was from my dog licking my ♥♥♥♥. Long time ago now and longer story but I was a a horny 13 year old and not very smart about how that stuff worked. I just knew what you picked up in the school yard and that rubbing my ♥♥♥♥ felt good. Hot summer night we had no ac and it I was sleeping in my underwear and woke up to the dog nuzzling my sweaty crotch one night, so encouraged him to keep nuzzling and licking. I liked the feeling so a few days later encouraged him to do it some more and it became a semi regular thing. One day he did it long enough that I had this amazing feeling that made my whole body tense up. That made me want it more, and a few episodes later, actual ♥♥♥ came out. It sounds ridiculous (this was pre internet, cable tv, etc)to say it now, but I was amazed and surprised. That dog and I (both male) went on to have many, many orgasms together until I found a girlfriend who took care of such things for me. He was a good dog.

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I heard it was your 🎂 birthday 🎂 😊 so i got you 😍 the best 🎁❤️ gift💦. I'm giving 🎁 you my 🍆 💦 💦. I'll give you all the cummies 💦 💦 you could want 😍 😘 ❤️ 💦. I hope 🙏 you don't mind if you give me your 🍑 💦 in return 😍.You'll be screaming my name when I'm done 😘. Happy 😘😍 Birthday 🎁 🍆 💦.

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cake me the ♥♥♥♥ up 🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈 happy birthday hAppy birtHday 🎂 thats 🍰 some happy🎂🎂 birthday right🎂🎂 there🎂🎂🎂 right🍰 there 🍰🍰 if i do ƽaү so my self 🎁 i say so 🎁 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎁🎂🎂🎂 НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎂🎂🎂🎂🎁🎂🎈🎈🎈🎂🎂 Happy birthday

It's your👦 birthday, 🎂so you 🎓know 🙋what that means.🙊 To 🎊celebrate🎉 this special hoeliday, for every🔥 candle🔥 on the cake🎂, you get one spanking 👋🍑from 😎💦daddy💦😈
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Now if you👦 close your eyes😌 and blow🌬 the 🍌cockdles🍆 really hard. Daddy😈 might 💦♥♥♥💦😩 tonight 🌜and grant you a special birthday🎂 wish☄ for 19 great years of milking🐄 out his vanilla🍧 💦icing💦

dont ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tell people "there is someone out there for them" you little ♥♥♥♥,if you are not for them then shut the ♥♥♥♥ up about it.
everyone keeps on telling there is someone out there while i cant find anyone
just quit being so fake when you are trying to "support" people

Excuse me, but as a knowledgeable software developer, bugs are literally IMPOSSIBLE to fix. If you had any idea how coding worked you'd know that. It is completely unreasonable to suggest that professional developers be able to develop a game. Now you may think that us not being able to fix bugs makes us look incompetent, but you have to understand that programming is the hardest job any human can possibly do. It isn't just applying learned skills. Proper programming requires an ethereal binding of the mind and soul with the source code. It isn't as simple as the normie non-software developer types suggest. Please send more money.

My trash can doesn't look as bad as you do. Do me a favor, next time ur getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tell the guy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ u to use a condom, so no more naturally drunk ♥♥♥♥♥♥ are born. Like wtf is wrong with all the russians ? Are u guys getting a vaccines so u could be more retarded and like easier to control and manipulate ? like wtf? You're all the same. I haven't played with 1 ♥♥♥♥♥ who speaks proper English and knows a spray pattern of at least 1 gun. Honestly i think all Russians must be castrated

this guy tilts into another dimension

My teacher said to my I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.

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Sometimes I stay up late wondering if there's an alien civilization with memes danker than ours...

Think of it this way, just assume every ♥♥♥♥♥♥ wants to rob you and every ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is drunk and on drugs and every single ♥♥♥♥♥♥ will end up in jail.

all I offer is the truth. You hate women, because you are weak.

You lack the necessary skills and talents, to charm them to your way of thinking. Were you the kind of person who spent a large percentage of your waking-hours dedicating yourself to a singular purpose; a hobby, a career or perhaps a healthy mix of both, you would find that most, if not all of your hatred and focus would be redirected into energy to perform that activity. Instead, your hatred is directed at women because you are lazy and unmotivated.

Even men who, for all intents and purposes, are considered "ugly" by society's standards, manage to attract good-looking, available, personable women because they know ... not think, not feel, not believe, but KNOW ... that they have acquired enough skills through sheer hard work, for their confidence to be justified. You would know this also, if you did a single day's worth of hard work in your life.

♥♥♥♥♥♥, men before us dedicated their lives and money to form the internet just for the purpose of filling it with pictues and videos of naked women and you dumb ♥♥♥♥ go ahead and pay 40$ for one pic lmao

life is so useless

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