My hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me

One shot, one kill

👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽




IF YOU INSTA SAVE ME IN FRONT OF KILLER, I WILL DC


H E C K I N

Call me Hot Pocket, cause I'm hot on the outside, and cold on the inside.

I put the S U C C in successful



Survivor main but playing survivor makes me wanna commit seppuku


Getting tunneled/facecamped by a killer with instadown on dbd like 👀🙄🖕🏽

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(Thomas is the biggest nooblet ever.
He rubs Cheetos on his nipples and uses vanilla pudding for lube. )

(Thomas is awesomey awesomeness and he's amazing, and really cool,
and I aspire to be just like him when I grow up,
and I'm not even worthy of being in the same room with him
while he's rubbing cheeto powder on his nipples and lubing himself up
with vanilla pudding. ♥)

Thomas: Do you have 99 slayer because you just slayed my feelings</3

Thomas: I have 99 range, 99 magic, 99 defence.. now it's time for me to get 99 ♥♥♥♥♥ slaying

Thomas: Do you have 99 prayer? because you're an angel.

Thomas: Are you 99 smithing because I'd like to bang you on an anvil

Thomas: You must have 99 Farming because you've got something of mine growing.

Thomas: That's why you eat their titties

Thomas : I sound like Betty White clipping her toe nails on a Hooveround

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Thomas: You turn my dragon dagger into a dragon longsword ;)

Thomas: Hey, girl. Are you 99 Defense? I can't seem to hit on you.

Thomas: You trying to get 99 prayer? you look like you could use another bone.

Thomas: Let me unequip my platelegs and I'll show you my white longsword.

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