So, what is CS GO?

- CS GO is when coloring weapons are more expensive than cool gaming devices.
- CS GO is when you have to drop your beautiful kalash to the whole team.
- CS GO is when you open 20 chests and get 20 pieces of blue ♥♥♥♥.
- CS GO is when students add you and offer over 90 cases in exchange for your knife.
- CS GO is when a schoolboy adds you and starts asking for a gift worth 3,500 dollars, giving the argument "yes, you're rich, you're worth it!".
- CS GO is when you are sent links to phishing sites 10 times a day in the hope of clearing your inventory.
- CS GO is when you burned your chair after playing in competitive mode.
- CS GO is when "globals" create 10 accounts and enjoy playing against "silvers".
- CS GO is when you learned Polish and Swedish in one or two rolls.
- CS GO is when there are more Poles in competitive mode than in Poland itself.
- CS GO is when you open A alone, and the bomb is already lost on B.
- CS GO is when you drained three ranks in a day just because you play against "globals" who play from a second account every time.
- CS GO is when every third teammate is silver.
- CS GO is when five idiots from AWP play against you.
- CS GO is when one "Berkut" and four "Kalash" throws against five "Supremes".
- CS GO is when you land all 30 rounds on one idiot and hit 99, and he hits you in the head with a random shot.
- CS GO is when VAC bans professional players in a revealing way, but cannot ban an idiot who shoots the whole team through three walls, while having 0.2 hours in the game.

-Hi what are you doing?
-Hey, yes, I've been farming one thing for the whole day
Class, why?
-To do another cool thing
-For what?
-To make another cool thing out of it
- Do you need her?
-No