Recent reviews by samwell

My absolute favorite driving/simulation game. Remember playing with Hot wheels on those carpet cities as a kid? This is basically that, but with physics that could fool someone into thinking it's an actual IIHS test. I've had this game for over 5 years watching it grow into what it is today, mostly playing on a controller. As I've gotten older I have slowly been losing imagination so I've gotten a bit bored with free roam, but now that career mode has been implemented I find myself continuing to come back as I find enjoyment in racing/making deliveries, working for a car that I can call my own and customize almost whatever I want. A few months ago I finally caved in and bought a wheel setup to fill the void of driving as my real car is currently sitting in the backyard after an accident. Probably one of the best decisions I have made in a bit. If your computer can handle it, you NEED to try this game.

Stay away if you use a Thrustmaster wheel. H shifter and handbrake doesn't work because you can only use one input at a time, paddles only go from 1st-2nd, any other gear just goes back to neutral and revs the engine. The game/story sounds like fun but I specifically bought this game to use with a wheel. I would refund if I could.

The Tiktok of racing games.

I LOVE GTA !!! I LOVE CHEAP CARS BEING PUT BEHIND A PAYWALL!!!! I LOVE LOOKING AT THE INDEFINITE LOADING SCREEN FOR 3 HOURS!!!! BEST GAME!!!! YOU SHOULD REMOVE THE REST OF THE CARS AND PUT THEM IN A PAID BATTLEPASS, THAT WOULD BE TOTALLY EPIC!!!!! CANT WAIT TO SEE ALL OF THESE GOODIES IN THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF THIS WONDERFUL FRANCHISE CREATED BY THE GREATEST, ROCKSTAR GAMES!!!

3 years of development and all you could push out was a slightly polished version of fh4?? It's the same damn game with a couple of new features and even less content. What happened to the old horizon playlist where a new to forza vehicle was added almost every week, was that not putting enough money in your pockets? I came back after a year of not playing thinking, "oh it's been a while let's hop on and see if they fixed everything" and OH BOY was I wrong. The FOMO is ridiculous, if you miss a new car from the playlist then oh well, wait or good luck finding it on the auction house for less than 5mil! I never played with friends but connections are barely stable enough to keeping a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cobweb together. Online races aren't fun anymore, before you could just pick a car you like and go but now it's all about meta and who has the most unrealistic pos. The dialogue makes me hate every single character, including myself (the most realistic thing about this game). Don't get me started on the fan base either, I remember when forza used to be about car enthusiasts coming together to sit back and have a good time, nowadays everybody and their mother has this game and the community is a cesspool of gtr/supra fanboys and people who are handicapped with every possible assist who couldn't even understand the specs on a damn tire. I have MANY more complaints about this game but this sums up the worst for me. Over the years Playground Games have lost their touch with their niche fan base, turning into a company who just wants to prey on anyone they can with flashy and poorly executed cringe from modern entertainment to make the biggest buck possible. I don't see myself purchasing another forza game until this mess gets fixed, although that probably won't happen as this is becoming a common occurrence with long lasting franchises.

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this game makes my butt hole wet.

If you like racist jokes, ground beef, repetitive jokes(like ground beef), and people blowing you ear drums out, you will love this.

I was once in a lobby where I said a paul walker joke and everybody would either go up and say the same joke or change it very slightly. THIS WENT ON ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 30 DAMN MINUTES.

But in conclusion, I love this game.

It's ok I guess.