Recent reviews by c( •ᴗ•)

Still as fun as I remembered

The game interaction is EXCLUSIVELY by mouse with the only RSI preventative measure to be click and hold to buy upgrades. It's not a bad game, but this restricted control is hard to ignore.

You will most likely need to put an exception for this game in your antivirus program(s) because it's been well over two years and that issue still hasn't been fixed. It says BitDefender, but it actually applies to more than that.

Run someone over and hospitalize them, then throw money at them until they're your lover.
Beat someone's highscore and crush their dreams, then throw money at them until they're your lover.
Crush someone's hobo box home and leave them homeless, then throw money at them until they're your lover.

Pretty much, ruin someone's life and then throw money at the problem until they love you again. That works in real life, right? Please let me know, I'm trying to win someone back by throwing money at them.

When you want people to think you're watching hentai, but really you just want to play another clicker game.

Wobbly dongs? Check
Appendages that look like dongs? Check
10/10 would mount dongs.

Even if it's just for the nostalgia factor, I highly recommend getting this.

I really only played 5 rounds so I could get the skin in RuneScape, but it was fun while I did play.

I tried to make a plane. All it did was fly in circles and kill sheep. I then tried to make a helicopter. All it did was go up and fall onto and kill sheep. I then tried to build a catapult. All it did was blow up instantly and kill sheep. 10/10 will continue to kill sheep.

Great if you just want to relax a bit and play something.