Squidward is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sexy y’all. I always imagine him having sex with Spongebob and Patrick in some sort of ♥♥♥♥-and-ball torture threesome. I wanna suck his nose so bad, (since he’s an octopus that’s his ♥♥♥♥) and I wanna just ♥♥♥♥ that octobussy so bad. Good God I can’t help but have thoughts about him whenever I watch Spongebob, and I jerk off for hours on end to him, until I ♥♥♥ violently on the ceiling. Good God is he such a submissive, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hottie. So yeah, I think Squidward is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sexy.

♥~Meaning Of A Lick~♥
*Lick on the Tail: Will you be my mate?
*Lick on the Ear: I think you are cute!
*Lick on the Stomach/Belly: I'm ready.
*Lick on the Forehead: For comfort.
*Lick on the Paw/Hand: You're my everything.
*Lick below the Chin: I like you.
*Lick on the Nose: I love you.
*Lick on the Neck: We belong together.
*Lick on the Shoulder: I want you.
*Lick on the Chest: I love the feeling of you in me.
*Lick on the Lips: I need you.
*Lick on the Back: For fun!
*Lick on the Cheek: I missed you.
*Lick on the Tongue: ultimate expression for love :3
Love is love no matter who you find it in. ♂ ♂ = ♥ ♀ ♀ = ♥ ♀ ♂ = ♥ Put this on your profile if you agree

-rep scammed me out of my knife, called me a weirdo

this ♥♥♥♥ is so dead

Sus.

i am not homophobic