NICK THE THIRD
Certified Retard   Bishop Auckland, Durham, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
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SHUT. IT. DOWN!
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hot damn
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"CHUD! YOU HECKIN' UNWHOLESOME BIGOT!" - your mom 🦑
MvM Tour Count
Two Cities: 146
Gear Grinder: 165
Oil Spill: 5
Mecha Engine: 14

Welcome to my profile!
My name is NICK THE THIRD, if you haven't guessed already. 😊
Currently, I am 23 years of age and im a neet lmao

Valuable Items I've Earned
Australiums:
Two Cities:
Wrench (Tour 1)
Black Box (Tour 64)
Knife (Tour 68)
Grenade Launcher (Tour 103)

Gear Grinder:
Grenade Launcher (Tour 21)
Ambassador (Tour 34)
SMG (Tour 38)
Flame Thrower (Tour 53)
Black Box (Tour 76)
Medi Gun (Tour 164)

Unusuals:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1kp_sA30A9xnn56Y0NYmyMPa9fYInhXzjb7ZAe7ksA7I/edit?usp=sharing
This list does NOT include unusuals I unboxed during summer 2019 which allowed for a 100% chance at an unusual, these are all legitimately unboxed hats.

Primary PC Specs

CPU: Intel Core i7-8086K Hex Core CPU (4 GHz)
CPU Cooler: Noctua NH-D15
Motherboard: Asrock Z370 Fatality Gaming K6 ATX
RAM: 16GB 2666 MHz Adata XPG (Black)
Graphics Card: AMD RX Vega Frontier Edition (16GB, Liquid Cooled)
Case: Sharkoon M25-W ATX Case
Power Supply: Be Quiet! Straight Power 10 700W 80 Gold
Keyboard: EasySMX Mechanical Keyboard with Outemu Blue Switches
Mouse: Logitech G502 Lightspeed
Controller: PDP ReMatch Controller
Monitor: Acer Monitor XF270HA (1080p, 240Hz With Freesync)
Mousepad: Razer Firefly Mousepad
Operating System: Windows 11 Pro 64 Bit
SSD: 250GB WD Black SN 750 NVMe SSD
Hard Drive: 4TB Seagate Barracuda 5400RPM
VR Headset: Valve Index

Secondary PC Specs

CPU: Intel Core i5-2400 Quad Core CPU (3.1 GHz)
CPU Cooler: Intel Stock Cooler
Motherboard: Intel DQ670W
RAM: 8GB HyperX 1800MHz
Graphics Card: MSI Hawk GTX 460
Case: Bitfenix Neos White/Red
Operating System: Windows 10 Home (64-bit)
SSD: 120GB Samsung 840
Hard Drive: 1TB HGST HDD 2.5"

Other accounts
PSN: shipper321
Xbox Live: shipper321
Origin: shipper123
Nintendo Switch Friend Code: SW-7789-3923-8573
Nintendo Network (Wii U 3DS): shipper123
Battle.net : shipper123#2607
Discord: shipper123

Delisted Game Collection (PAID TITLES ONLY)
Raven Squad
GRID
GRID 2
DiRT 3
Section 8
Section 8: Prejudice
God Mode
RIPD The Game
Blacklight Tango Down
Operation Flashpoint Red River
Motor Rock
Super Versus
Battleborn
Endorlight
Call of Juarez: The Cartel
Dying Light Bad Blood
Evolve
Poker Night 1/2
The Expendables 2
Prey 2006
The Harvest (2013)
Handball 16
Transformers: War for Cybertron
Transformers: Rise of the Dark Spark
WRC Powerslide
Breach (2011)
NFS Undercover
Hero Acadamy
Chernobyl Commando
Medal of Honor Airborne
Ninja Blade

Good friends

SealShpeeDaSweggy

Guvy

Rügenwalder Prinz

Uncle Fishie
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greetings, lgr here with the ibm peepee poopoo machine 4000XT
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Created by - sleepy
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hevy tf2 faces, srry for bad img quality but i had to finish in 0.3 nanoseconds or else he would kill me
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BORN 2 SHIT... FORCED 2 WIPE...
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GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE PRIVATE WEEDLE.
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Status - Pending, Created by - ModestCube and sedisocks
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Strange and Factory New, very nice!
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lightly chew on my ass hair
Items Up For Trade
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Items Owned
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Trades Made
37,395
Market Transactions
big stinky shit
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I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Dialga and Palkia, is in fact, Time and Space.
lol! even my dying gran uses gentoo and arch, looooooooooser!
The sole reason to install Linux is to free yourself from the idiots that infest inferior platforms. Unfortunately for the Linux user community, distributions like Ubuntu have made it too easy for your mom to get a working Linux box -- so they are all running in horror.

Installing a working Linux box used to require over 550 man hours, learning a Nordic language, sacrificing a goat, wading through hundreds of pages of (purposely) inscrutable help files, and in some cases programming a new driver in UNIVAC SLEUTH II assembly code using nothing but punch cards while walking miles through the snow barefoot on the wrong side of the tracks and uphill both ways. Today, Linux distros are so idiot-proof that you can put their install CDs into the floppy drive upside-down and the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ will still work.

Old-school Linux users were desperate to find a new way to feel superior. Some migrated to versions of BSD, others gave into baroque feats of self-torture like multi-booting 4 different operating systems from one USB drive. But it didn't have the same appeal as abusing other operating systems for their lack of 1337n355.

In this dark hour there was a new hope: Gentoo Linux, a distribution designed for users possessing that delicate combination of insecurity and masochism that results in an obsession with obscurity, optimization, and huge dollops of pain and frustration. Gentoo has sated all of these urges.

Enter the idea of a "hemorrhaging edge" distro: Gentoo. It is the exemplar of the term "hemorrhaging edge" -- there is no piece of software too advanced, too experimental, or too downright dangerous for the main tree. In fact, if the users don't crash their box at least once a week due to new and untestedsoftware they will swarm onto the forums and accuse Gentoo of "going all Debian" on them. After the separate Stable and Unstable branches were created, every user switched immediately to Unstable which became the new de-facto Stable. As a response, the Gentoo developers invented a new Super-Unstable overlay system and made it as hard and annoying to use as possible in order to keep the stupid masses out, thus cementing their own position at the top of the hobbyist heap. This has worked, to a point, but a group of developers has formed in order to create a Gentoo offshoot, Exherbo ("Cannabis Withdrawal") where the system tools are in erudite Latin instead of plain English and normal users are instructed on the web page to stay far away for fear of spoiling the 1337.
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𝔖𝔫𝔢𝔩𝔣 22 Nov @ 12:16pm 
can i have your purple hats!!!
𝔖𝔫𝔢𝔩𝔣 17 Nov @ 9:48am 
hawk tuah!!! :steamhappy:
🎄 SealShpeeDaCember ❄ 14 Nov @ 5:20pm 
he sold it to me and then i deleted it for ♥♥♥♥♥ and giggles
Xito 8 Nov @ 11:14pm 
Hi Nick, I hope you are doing well, I noticed that you previously where the owner of the Argyle Ace Chemistry set, do you have any recollection of who you sold it to? Thanks in advance.
Yiff gaming :3333333333 14 Oct @ 12:34pm 
bo'a o wo'a
Yiff gaming :3333333333 14 Oct @ 12:25pm 
-rep braindead and pretencious, feels special bc he kicks people for afk