I was born in the remote village of Habibi in the outskirts of Djibouti to an Albanian prostitute where I was raised by an Ascetic monk in the Azerbaijan mountains before moving to Croatia at the age of 5. At the age of 15 I was conscripted into the Croatian military where I served as a janitorial technician in Iran. After moving to New York at 19, I followed in my mothers footsteps and roamed the streets as a prostitute, selling blowjobs for 5 dollars.

After a brief stint in rehab, I turned my life around and became a personal trainer. In the past several years I've hunted with the indigenous tribes of Sri Lanka, found 3 previously unknown star clusters with nothing more than my Grandmother's magnifying glass, some ducktape, and tinfoil, and have had a statue erected in my honor in Uzbekistan for peace negotiatians with the native Titthibhalad tribe.

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute cookies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Monaco. Using only a gardening tool and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I am the subject of numerous documentaries.

When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless paranormal investigator. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy lingerie for men. I do not perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. Last summer I toured Albania with a travelling centrifugal-force demonstration. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.

I once played Halo Reach, Metal Gear Solid 3, and Super Mario Sunshine in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact coordinates of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations in Final Fantasy XIV for James Cameron and the BBC. While on holiday in Kazakhstan, I successfully negotiated with a group of Serbians who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at Arby's. I have played Hamlet, I have performed ballet in Alexandria, and I have dove to the Mariana Trench.

Case: Lian Li 011 Vision

Mobo: ASRock Z-790 Taichi

CPU: Intel Core i9-13900KF

GPU: AORUS Xtreme Waterforce 4090

RAM: 32GB G-Skill TridentZ @ 6400 Mhz