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Tegar 22 Dec, 2024 @ 12:53pm 
incredible game sense
Rustoria | _Aqua 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:22pm 
rep nice profile😉
Chillseeker 11 Dec, 2024 @ 10:40am 
rep USP pro player
76561199162892996 13 Sep, 2024 @ 7:54pm 
rep nice profile😉
Mirandis 17 Aug, 2024 @ 8:11am 
Your gaming throne awaits!
Thomand 17 Jul, 2024 @ 1:20pm 
Rifle domination
Saberfury 10 Jul, 2024 @ 12:00pm 
nice guy
卖牛子起大狙 9 Jul, 2024 @ 11:16am 
客气
CsAnn 1 Jun, 2024 @ 11:05am 
Deagle flick shots💥
RogueSquidward 31 May, 2024 @ 11:27pm 
absolute trash can LMFAO
ibigblue 22 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm 

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76561199164873626 12 Apr, 2024 @ 4:05pm 
rep nice profile😉
Elle Sims 23 Nov, 2023 @ 9:54pm 
I want to play with a legend :p
whatt u doing? C:
they say you're a legend? xD
Let's play together legend? :p
uwuu let's play together?
в жару и аду 14 Oct, 2023 @ 11:39am 
прими го трейд
м у т а н т 5 Oct, 2023 @ 2:00pm 
прими го трейд
𝙉𝙞𝙘𝙠❤️❤ 8 Sep, 2023 @ 3:40am 
rep and elo bro ahah good player
76561199180593246 5 Aug, 2023 @ 1:12am 
b5??
rTx 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:32pm 
I'm telling you, Absolute is as cracked as they are jacked. I saw them at a 7-11 the other day buying Redbull and adult diapers. I asked them what the diapers were for and they said "they contain my full power so I don't completely ♥♥♥♥ on these kids" then bhopped out the door.
76561199129682283 30 Jun, 2023 @ 6:28am 
signed by me :) lets play in party
76561198088728731 21 May, 2023 @ 7:30am 
Hey bro! Add me pls
76561199242417916 28 Jan, 2023 @ 5:37pm 
signed by me, lets play csgo
76561199161286933 6 Nov, 2022 @ 5:12pm 
signed by me
ketpaardje 11 Sep, 2022 @ 3:38pm 
Also best streamer always a good vibe
ketpaardje 11 Sep, 2022 @ 3:35pm 
︻╦╤─ To good at the game ︻╦╤─
Squirt Cobain 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:45pm 
fat
ibigblue 15 May, 2022 @ 11:11pm 
I'm outplaying you in CS so hard that you're rage checking my profile to further prove your notion that i'm cheating. I'm not cheating, but what i am doing is peeking corners quicker, more sexier, and with more bravado than you. I'm guessing you're angry that my shots have the accuracy of Chris Kyle, the American Sniper, and you should be because i am that good. Nothing gives me greater joy than clicking on the heads of plebs. I ♥♥♥ with the force of a thousand suns onto my monitor at any given time a pleb dies at the hand of my magnificently manicured fingers.
smoodie 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:35pm 
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raiD 18 Jul, 2021 @ 5:51pm 
Legendary
peHatBonewolf 18 Jun, 2021 @ 11:06am 
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Gravelmane 10 Jun, 2021 @ 3:10am 
sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls
TheNamesScotty 21 Dec, 2020 @ 1:13pm 
This player is fantastic. Just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, teamplay, awp flicks, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and his overall fragging ability.
;vow> 17 Dec, 2020 @ 1:46pm 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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WE TRUE HOMIES
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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
;vow> 15 Dec, 2020 @ 3:59pm 
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Step 4: You'll see what it says.
not home 18 Oct, 2020 @ 7:34pm 
A real baddie, Absolute is Absolutely thicc af
FauxFox 12 Oct, 2020 @ 7:25pm 
-rep Staight aimbotting
zyk 29 Sep, 2020 @ 5:43am 
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🦎 rep good player🦎
Added for team talk
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mort 17 Apr, 2020 @ 4:32pm 
Ok, this is ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my ♥♥♥♥ to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that ♥♥♥♥♥ to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie.
Full Mag 17 Mar, 2020 @ 10:17am 
:)
;vow> 17 Feb, 2019 @ 2:29pm 
get scammed kid
Lujza - vgoreaper.gg 7 Nov, 2018 @ 2:18am 
Rep added
OnBabyBoy. 25 Jun, 2018 @ 11:20pm 
Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up! Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up! Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs! Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up! Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs! Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up! (Wow) I got Reese's Puffs in my bowl (Wow) Now my day's on cruise control (Wow) I got reese's puffs in my bowl (Wow) And just like that I'm on a roll Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs! Peanut butter chocolate flavor Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs! In the am, it's the flavor I savor Peanut butter and chocolate too You know how I do, That's what I wake up to My Reese's Puffs inspired this rhyme That peanut butter chocolate combination's on time Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs! (Eat 'em up, eat 'em up) Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs! (Eat 'em up, eat 'em up) Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs! (Eat 'em up, eat
rTx 9 Jun, 2018 @ 7:10pm 
📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
Arkminer 6 Feb, 2018 @ 6:18pm 
rep is rank a in ESEA
KingCronus1270 16 Jan, 2018 @ 3:15pm 
BLATANTLY aimbotting and wallhacking:

steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/ csgo_download_match CSGO-Jvon7-zmSRz-OV3rC-h3DH2-tezYP
KingCronus1270 16 Jan, 2018 @ 1:11pm 
BLATANTLY aimbotting and wallhacking
rTx 15 Jan, 2018 @ 9:47am 
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Step 1: Highlight all numbers.
Step 2: Click ctrl F.
Step 3: Click 8 once.
Step 4: You'll see what it says.
rTx 22 Dec, 2017 @ 10:34pm 
ROSMSMY NUMBE R1
Creed Bratton 1 Nov, 2017 @ 7:08pm 
hologram -rep
OnBabyBoy. 31 Aug, 2017 @ 2:29am 
My drunk ass girlfriend said she had sex with over 200 guys. She said she was a real slut back in college, made me stop and think.....

(4 years of college x 365 days a year)200 guys = a new guy every 7.3 days. Since she said 200 well round it off a new guy every 7 days.

Given that she had sex with a guy an average of three times and a average ♥♥♥♥ length of 5.5 inches and about 100 thrusts to ♥♥♥ were looking at..

100 thrusts x 3 times per guy x 11 inches (5.5 in and 5.5 inches out)= 3300 inches of ♥♥♥♥ per week.
3300 inches of ♥♥♥♥ x 208 weeks=660000 inches of ♥♥♥♥=10.45 miles of ♥♥♥♥.

I got in my car and drove 10.45 miles and thought about ♥♥♥♥♥ being laid end to end. Thats how much ♥♥♥♥ she has taken. She isn't my girlfriend anymore.
Isopod Joe 18 Aug, 2017 @ 9:04pm 
you are a forty
year old male