Imagine actually playing Skyrim unironically.

"your vibes m'lady....they're positively tantalizing...mmm....truly scrumptious... chuckles nervously would you care to accompany me to a dinner of fine italian cuisine?...i can attest that you'll never find a gentlewoman with my logical reasoning skills (i have an iq of 121) as well as my respect for women... so *scandaloudly tips fedora* be my vibe queen?"

90% WOOD

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*boosts mid* "I finally got Emma to sit on my face"
rep was not ready for that :>