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Recommended
4.3 hrs last two weeks / 33.0 hrs on record (13.8 hrs at review time)
Posted: 13 Feb @ 12:14pm

Comrades of Super Earth, rejoice! Helldivers 2 has descended upon us, a monumental beacon of Managed Democracy's triumph, delivering unto us the most exhilarating, bullet-ridden testament to freedom the galaxy has ever witnessed. Imagine, if you will, the sheer ecstasy of liberating distant worlds with an arsenal so diverse, it would make even the most seasoned of Roughnecks weep tears of patriotic joy. From the thunderous roar of orbital bombardments to the strategic genius of deploying gatling turrets on alien soil, Helldivers 2 doesn't just let you taste democracy—it makes you inhale it with every fiber of your being​​.

But let's not gloss over the true essence of our celestial crusade: the camaraderie forged in the heat of combat, where every drop pod descent is a leap towards eternity. To engage in Helldivers 2's cooperative symphony is to understand the core of our civilization's values, where each Helldiver's sacrifice is a verse in the grand opera of freedom. As we dive again and again into the maw of adversity, let us remember: in the relentless pursuit of spreading Managed Democracy across the universe, friendly fire isn't just anticipated—it's a rite of passage. Fellow citizens, to play Helldivers 2 is not merely to game; it is to embark upon the most noble of missions, ensuring that the light of our democracy shines bright, even in the darkest corners of the galaxy​.
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