A bunch of caroling children
ABRW   Australia
 
 
You stand before a REAL Rhyming type E
2 times faster than sound
5000KG of explosive payload
Observe in Glory.
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P H L O G Q U O T E S
Positive??:

(TEAM) ⌂ : yo rhyming can u teach some phlog tips and tricks
big goonga : i love that name on ur phlog lmao
(TEAM) boyf : Rhyming really played the game for realsies and said nah **** that imma phlog main
*DEAD*(TEAM) B.M.O.C. : you're doing god's work
Emberkahn : one man army by mr fiesta
Bella Boo : oomph pyros best pyros
BMaggi : i aspire to be you rhyming <3
*DEAD* C_Cell : your so good flog pyro

Other :/
Ebenezer Sand-Eater : that 53k kill phlog stinks it reaks
HideAndSeekLOGIC : can't believe we lost to the scorch shot phlog pyro
*DEAD* klintomations : This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phlog pyro
*DEAD* klintomations : Imagine using the phlog
Rhyming : (toxic DR bind)
Rhyming : did you have fun beepy
Beepy : who hurt you to use phlog
atrustybow : dont just mmph taunt in a croud
samurai fool : silence phlog user
*DEAD* a dbx 166a : Thgis ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PYro
*DEAD* Munke : pyro
Sass n Cheeky : thank ♥♥♥♥ that is over lol
Dark Knight : phlog is fair and balacned
*DEAD* profile name : ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pholg
profile name : so gay
Wolfbird14 : shout out to the pyro that killed me for the coolest name ever
*DEAD* AloneStone : I HATE THIS PYRO
*DEAD* Toe Licker 9500 : no
*DEAD* Toe Licker 9500 : just no
*DEAD* Freddy : how does that pyro always have phlog
*DEAD* Fyong Fyoker : i do damage
*DEAD* Fyong Fyoker : with the phlog
Freddy : fair enough
[TLOD] Bush Yowie : i love the phlog but i also want it gone
Red_Reamer69 : w m1 go brrr
Custard1 : its so infuriating to fight
*DEAD* Vectored the sandvich guy : omg
Vectored the sandvich guy : use a diserant weapon
*DEAD* Vectored the sandvich guy : use a diferant weapon
*DEAD* Vectored the sandvich guy : w m1
Torque : can't exactly m2 with phlog lol
yarb : shut the **** up
Centurio Dieselus : u mad?
yarb : yes ****
*DEAD* Neko Rogue In Boots : hey phlog pyros, settle a bet, are you gender dysphoric
Killfeed clutter : nah mate ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ schlanging ♥♥♥♥ bruthah
*DEAD* Neko Rogue In Boots : gave you a sandvich you fat **** and you shoot me
*DEAD* Worlds best TF2 player : **** i hate the phlog
*DEAD* Sparky : **** off phog ****
Heljunien : phlog pyros can kill themselves
Working Hero : go **** ur self
Heljunien : cringe
Comrade Mario : ill gas you you phlog bastard
*DEAD* Comrade Mario : this ****
*DEAD* Comrade Mario : this ******* phlog\
*DEAD* geek slayer : worm
Kargee : damn pyro
*DEAD* iidriveamustang : lmao the m1
bop : yuckkkk phlog
*DEAD* Helium : im so sick of this phlog it truly does not take skill
Helium : if youre a good player use something that takes skill. its fun
*DEAD* turbine (look like hamza) : ur boring
*DEAD* That's rough, buddy. : bro
McSpanky's : i hope you die irl
Lochlore : ******* phlog players should burn in hell c:
*DEAD* scunt gaming : pyros are bullies
RETROGAMER56195™ : pyro your not funny
*DEAD* jakey paul : youre so trash
BlackAce : bruh phlog op
jakey paul : imagine camping with a phlog
jakey paul : have some self respect
KermitEFrog : rhyming how do you always have crits lmao
Puff Tentacle : all i want for christmas is the removal of phlog
YoloSwagBanno420 : so scummy
Tax evader : ahhh yes i too can press m1 wit my phlog v cool
The Jew : well why don't you
*DEAD* ⛷ : so aids
*DEAD* RedDude9999 : How is that even fair
*DEAD* Brendan Noir : it ain't
staryoshi06 : what? the phlog?
Fruıt Salad : thats pretty cringe bro
Sildenafil : my names timo and im missing 7 chromosomes
Fruıt Salad : phlog user and bug abuser
Nogger shawty : bruh that pyro.. lmao
*DEAD* Divine Imperial : spawncamping?
*DEAD* Divine Imperial : pathetic
barnarnblitz : no you are bad just you use the phlog
*DEAD* woody : w m1
*DEAD* QuirkyTurtleYT : **** this
QuirkyTurtleYT left the game (Disconnect by user.)
*DEAD* DpEpsilon : epic
Gemtiger04 : THIS ******* PYRO RIGHT NOW
*DEAD* Soapy : how to kill phlog pyro
Majikerp565 : damn pyro, your too good
Bigthompa : cringe phlog
7 0 0 ° : just m 1
❤henwe❤ : yes
space.pig : do something then
❤henwe❤ : oh snap
*DEAD* TJASTA : ******* w m1
*DEAD* 7 0 0 ° : not that ******* gun
*DEAD* TJASTA : ******* w m1
7 0 0 ° : anything but that gun
Naruto wit the fade : kick da pyro or gay
*DEAD* twitch.tv/claradotexe : Bro
*DEAD* twitch.tv/claradotexe : actual ♥♥♥
GhostScorch : FFS, just want to play some late night TF2, but all these ****** wm1 pyros
Naruto wit the fade : phlog pyros = cringe
Useless-Bacon : you guys are lucky you have a no skill wm1 pyro
Useless-Bacon : ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
*DEAD* dat_asianboii : dear god ubered plog
wasteman : phlogchamp
Ad Astra : ofc its always the phlog that carries
Schooly McShooty : rhyming with the phlog
Casual : only ******* use phlogs
♘ Headless Horseman : I think phlog is fair :)
BL4CK : also holy phlog
Volt-Six⭕⃤ : phlog is for *********
AlexKfridges : 31k phlog kills is really something
Leeroy : lol phlog kills
*DEAD* 'bones : this ******* pyro
*DEAD* Mr Cheese : cheap
*DEAD* Directionaly Disabled Donkey : oh the plog
superavocadoknight : there are 2 things i hate in this game phog and demos
Phillius Swift : man the phlog just sucks
*DEAD* King Julien : **** off spawn camping
Onii-sanOwO : so many skill
*DEAD* General Nooby : brp
*DEAD* General Nooby : the ******* phlog pyro
*DEAD* General Nooby : is getting annoying
*DEAD* SQUAM : wow how skillfull
Phillius Swift : bg
bin chicken : cringe round
d_reno : aids phlog
*DEAD* de_generate : pyro ur such a *****
*DEAD* tav : pyro is a fair class
Dud Prefect : **** game
IHaveANiceName : phlog pyro is fair
MonsterKing PANDAzilla : rhyme with the hard carry
Corona Kermit : come on the w m1 pyro has to ruin everything
Qwazelf : he has an unsusual and yet cant do anything but w m1 lol
*DEAD* Undead : I would like you to go phlog
fosh : christ phlog is a pain
*DEAD* Basalt : get some skill up ya
*DEAD* weetbix with water : unbind m1
*DEAD* Coffee : PLease stop using that
*DEAD* varr : look at that skill
varr : just m1
*DEAD* Mick Taylor : ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ F L O G
Nugget : only Phags use the Phlog
: the phlog makes me want to get an eye tattoo done in cambodian brothel
Blade ★ ゴ : Does this man's Phlog ever run out of Crits?
Chacupuss 39 minutes ago
♥♥♥♥ing scumbag, get a life
*DEAD* PeX : no phlog please
*DEAD* PeX : its mean
*DEAD* PeX : and i dont like it
headass : oh we got plog lesgoooo
*dead* capy: Phlog main is pogging
4554551// : Jesus ♥♥♥♥.. hales own flog
DEAD fraggerung 8) : pyro seriously it takes 0 mechanical skill
DEAD Zzep_ : kick phlog
Simon Sniffc0ck : basically a bot
Zzep : worst game of tf2 ive played in my life
Zzep : gg
Raia : I now have psychological scars
Raia : I could feel that phlog deleting my entire team
SpazTik-0 : nice spawn camp flog pyro
SpazTik-0 : realy epic
*DEAD* Charlestthe1st : hwerbfgugnb wr
*DEAD* Charlestthe1st : ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phlog
shrt : holy phlog
Xtremour : casual, btw that is the best name for the phlog XD
Se xy fingers : pr0 spawn camper
*DEAD* Diesel : rhying u ♥♥♥♥
Celiry Sticc : you gonna w m1 with that phlog again?
*DEAD* cf ✘ : oh man
ap13 : gj team we held it
ap13 : probs cause the phlog joined
*DEAD* DankWalrus™ Trademart : ur actually insanely skillful
DankWalrus™ Trademart : your ability to phlog is unrivaled in all of tfg2
PR3DSTAA #RIP Rick May : i hate that phlog main ._.
SheBelongsToTheStreets : youre the single worst player in any game ive ever played against lol
gig : abunch of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hax
*DEAD* caught napping : gay ass edgy phlog ♥♥♥
Thog : phlog is awesome and fair and for good players and swag and awesome
Lizrd-Wizrd-Midi : the virgin spudnik vs the chad angrywords
Cont. Q U O T E S (sponsored by em)
long chin man : WOAH THIS DUDE IS USING THE SCORCH SHOT HES DEFINITELY HAD SEX BEFORE LADS ESPECIALLY WITH MY MOTHER
long chin man : HOLY ♥♥♥♥ SCORCH SHOT OH MY GOD
DankBlazerXD : phlog makes me want to monke scream
otr : your phlog pyro everytime i see you
otr : its obv you dont care
Biggus Dickus : grow nsome braincells ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pyro
Biggus Dickus left the game
ahki : rea6trd
*DEAD* Ableton : phlog no skill
Ableton : you use phlog
*DEAD* A.Lee.S : nice 55k kills with phlog
*DEAD* G.I Jew : right click m360 flame nice
*DEAD* Stitcher Geralf : no fun allowed
*DEAD* the sex giver : OH NO
*DEAD* the sex giver : NOT THE PHLOG MAIN
*DEAD* the sex giver : requeue time
the sex giver left the game
*DEAD* Dale_ : phlog should be deleted at this point
Medical Person : its been a while since a phlog game
*DEAD* Pendulum : unequip the phlog
*DEAD* Pendulum : step 1
*DEAD* band of lizrd-wizrds : angry wordsm can u tell me how to counter it
band of lizrd-wizrds : i cannot counter it
*DEAD* Illegally Dead : ill leave you be rhyming
*DEAD* mason.troy.adams(hilarious) : literally phlog*DEAD* mason.troy.adams(hilarious) : unreal
*DEAD* mason.troy.adams(hilarious) : divine ur not even looking at your screen*DEAD* mason.troy.adams(hilarious) : youve turned it off
mason.troy.adams(hilarious) : just like your brain
mordecunny : what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awful game
Vento : ikr
*DEAD* Vento : ffs
Vento left the game
SuckMyCrocs451 : boobs
just a boi : booba
SliP : (rhyming) that scorch shot name is so accurate
*DEAD* magnett : you are the least funny person i have ever seen in this game
Mystical : Of course phlog pyro just comes round the corner
picanier : we did you guys a solid, now do the same and ban (rhyming)
small schlort : thanks for the carry phlog pyro
*DEAD* Testa Capo : ur good
*DEAD* It's muffin time! : hey horse your a bunch of rhyming words
*DEAD* It's muffin time! : sorry thought u were some f2p
tipsyGnostalgic : a pyro with an unusual using the scorch shot is pretty upsetting,
Bullfrog : when no phlog :)
Bullfrog : phlog :(
*DEAD* pieinaapple : the phroggl
A Bit of an Animator : Pyro is the class ever
*DEAD* Aspendale Assassin : jeez
MarioPfhorG : ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phlog
*DEAD* gluglug : rhyming
gluglug : please trip over and fall on your face
gluglug : i really dont like that you are using the scorch shot
gluglug : it is making me very unhappy
Nordic_Slav : this is truly a ragequit gaming moment
Lacus☭Clyne : who knew phlog with a pocket would win
Cowboy Dan : skill gaming, really riveting stuff
★gaslight★gatekeep★garlic : six submerged ememies killed with a flamethrower...
★gaslight★gatekeep★garlic : how
*DEAD* Chewy : phlog
(TEAM) deg : 67k kills phlog wtf?
(TEAM) deg : please stop
*DEAD* payn. : I AM S I C K AND T I R E D OF YOUR PHLOG ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Apfnwfipbqwfihqw
*DEAD* payn. : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*DEAD* Dilate : the phlog is an important weapon in this game
*DEAD* Krerzer : absolute flog
crine : r u disabled divine
*DEAD* TarzyD : pls no more phlog
soarer : flog
White_Bread : 70000 kills is a bit ridiculous
Redead: When I sleep I wake
*DEAD* GrimTim : phlog make me scream
*DEAD* GrimTim : scream irl
*DEAD* ☆b®ud☆ : Rimming and his Phlog
*DEAD* ☆b®ud☆ : phlog
jungle scott : oh rmying mate
a : rhymming has 75000 kills on phlog
jungle scott : your joking
dirty duke : ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phlog
Pisserdick : how do you live with yourself blue plhog pyro
*DEAD* nuh uh : I LOVE FLOG
*DEAD* Nipah : gg would renew my hatred of plog again/10
Maccine : pholg pyros are pedopihles
*DEAD* DYM : I don't like you
The Lonesome Brick : relies more on pocket med
Sam : Hey 'I loved my dog (cat)', I noticed you rely on the Phlog. Bold move! It's a great crutch, but maybe it's time to let it go!
Jam : phlog is skill
Jam : plog pyro gg
*DEAD* GuffPapp : 78K phlog kills is mental
GuffPapp left the game (Client Disconnect)
*DEAD* Im a fluffy bunny : these stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phloggers in my lobby bro
*DEAD* Revis : bro your phlog has an insane amount of kills
*DEAD* daniel tinsel : That's my phlog.
*DEAD* Revis : thats not just a dumbass playing phlog that is proper loser lvl stats on phlog
Chhlorite : phwog wimes with dog
Holiday Han 16 Dec @ 8:43am 
God bless There are mountains of gold and silver on the road ahead
God instigates me to ignore the fight between dragons and tigers
God tells me that I will never lose my good deeds in this life
God is afraid of the thirty-six thunders. (Yeah, ayy)
Demons and monsters always appear after the autumn harvest (settling accounts)
Demons and monsters always appear after the autumn harvest (annihilation)
God asked me to eradicate rodents with one stick (number of days)
The second stick is enchanted and I penetrate the opponent’s building (Huh)
Klevinduck 17 Nov @ 5:18pm 
still my favourite digital athlete :jarate:
daniel tinsel 25 Sep @ 11:02pm 
My life is not real it is a video game like simulation im trying to collect coins help me
Holiday Han 27 Jul @ 6:17pm 
It is generally understood that human beings are carbon-based organisms, fusing little carbon tubes together to form complex, mushy structures capable of thought, love, and locomotion. It is also known that these structures sometimes like to “take the edge off” by consuming ethanol, amphetamine, etc. In such cases, it is important to supplement your body with zinc. Tired? Zinc it! Down? Zinc time! Liver damage? MAXIMUM ZINC! Some people say zinc doesn’t really do anything and you just need to quit. What do we tell them?
Holiday Han 27 Jul @ 6:17pm 
We tell them: HELL NO. You’re about to become a zinc-based lifeform. The age of the primitive carbon-man is done. No longer must mankind rely on slow-working background radiation to take us further into our genetic destiny. This is the era of guided evolution, and zinc is the key. You are the first of your species. The next step in human evolution. An advanced zinc proto-man who zincs it up, drinks it down, and sniffs it sideways!