Have sex incel.

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger

Edit 2: 327 upvotes for this? Haha wow that"s the most I"ve ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between!

Edit 3: WTF 600 upvotes wow thank you all so much this is the best birthday ever

Edit 4: Thanks for all the birthday wishes fellow r/wooooshers. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow.

Edit 5: ok I"m noticing some toxic discussion happening in this reply chain and I feel the need to address it. Sexism and racism are not cool guys, so please cool it and continue the good vibes please and thank you!

Edit 6: ok so I don"t know why but I"ve received a lot of downvotes on this post recently, maybe i got raided by 4chan.com/b?? (commonly referred to as the "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of the internet" for those who aren"t aware). I don"t really ask for much but I was hoping we could show those losers a thing or two, so please give this post an upvote if you haven"t already, it would mean the world to me and show these bullies you cannot mess with a good person.

Edit 8: so people have been wanting me to clarify the previous edit. I don"t have the energy to go into a lot of detail so the general gist of it is this: Yes we were in an open relationship, no that doesn"t mean you can"t cheat on someone when you"re in an open relationship. If you are having sex regularly with someone and never mention it until they get you pregnant, that is definitely a betrayal of trust even if you"ve both agreed that she can have as many partners as she feels she needs to be comfortable.

Edit 9: FYI, taking responsibility for the child does not make me any less of a man than you, actually it makes me more, so kindly ♥♥♥♥ off please and thank you!

Edit 10: This is Chuck"s mother. Our entire family is devestated to say that he commited suicide last week in his bedroom. As a loving memory of his life accomplishments, we will leave this comment up.

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