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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 10:08am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 5:07am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 5:41am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:59am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 5:40am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 5:40am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 5:40am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 4:44am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 11:00am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 5:40am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 3:56am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 4:19am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 9:07am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 6:09am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 9:35am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:16am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:47am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 4:41am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 1:49pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:24am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 5:40am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:10am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:37am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 2:18pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:35am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:47am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:51am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 4:50am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 5:14am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 10:37am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 4:06am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 8:13am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 5:58am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 6:13am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 9:59am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 5:52am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:29am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 5:40am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:46am