Here are some of the best quotes I heard about me, all of which happen to be true.

Chuck Norris delivered himself at birth.
Chuck Norris is the reason that the vampires couldn't go out at day.
Chuck Norris got 10 stars in Napoleon: Total War ★★★★★★★★★★
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at burger king, he got one.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
You cannot simply walk into Mordor, but Chuck Norris can.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a twitter, He's already following you.
Chuck Norris sleeps with his pillow under his gun.
Chuck Norris once got pulled over, the cop was left with a warning.
Chuck Norris can "check mate" in 1 move.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris doesn't use toothpaste. He uses concrete.
Chuck Norris put out a forest fire. Using only gasoline.
The reason Columbus set out to find a new world was to get away from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on facebook, you die.
Chuck Norris committed suicide, and lived.




Chuck Norris likes this movie line.
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