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I am in 5th grade.. I have a crush on this girl her hair smells like roses and her personality is golden so I decided to peacefully fap to her beautiful face in the middle of math because it was SOOO boring 😂😂 savage anyways she caught me and i was thinking she liked it making winks and smiling to her but she did not like it. 😒🤔😕so weird. she screamed then she started running to the principal office 😢🙄😬i cant stand that boomer 😂 savage 💯😎 anyway when she reported me she started spreading it 😭🙄🙄😝now people call me weird and a 'loser' like whatt!???? 🙄 im totally a winner and part of the logang ✔️✔️👍😂🥇😎 she now told her parents and im trying to break in her house 🏡😉💪✔️ i will do many things to her since she didnt like my fap 😅😂😂😎😎 she geting punsihed 🤣🤣🤣🤣anyways im gonna set the ladder up ✔️🤓😋 then go to her bedroom. 🤗😝😊 Hahahah ok wish me good luck

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His coital sojourn was brief;
He came, and withdrew like a thief.
As his trouser snake left,
Though, there belched from her cleft
A most satisfactory queef.

Tits. Ass. ♥♥♥♥♥. Feet.

Long ago, the four kinks lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Feet Kink attacked.

Only the horny, master of all four kinks, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.

A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new prodigy, an Ass Eater named Ricardo, and although his ass is great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to ♥♥♥♥ anyone.

But I believe Ricardo can save sex.

i (12M) was in bed having sex (very amazing sex btw because my gf has a TIGHT ♥♥♥♥♥) /and i mean TIGHT, TIGHT\ {you gotta try it} with my (76F) gf and she started pleading (loudly 🙃) to pull her... HAIR!?

so amyways i started pulling and oh i was pulling but then she had a wig on????

she got really mad (🤬🤯) and right as she started yelling at me i came UNCONTROLLABLY.

into her wig

it was the best ♥♥♥ of my life...

afterward she refused to talk

to me

but it was the best nut of my life so i DONT regret it.

reddit(14NB), TIFU?

find the gay person:

👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿 👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿

can’t find them?

that’s because they live among us, looking like normal people. the only real difference is they’re going to hell

I'm trying😢 to get me some trans🤖 ♥♥♥♥♥ 😺💦. Like ♥♥♥♥💩 it ain't natural🌱but that coochie😛💦 be custom👌built🤖. Probably got some 🤟velvet 😍heated🔥interiors. Auto 😤lavender-scented🌸 lube dispensers💦 so that coochie😺 staying wet🌊 but not smelling🤢 like a zoo. Little robo🤖 hands🙌 that reach👋out and cradle🤲😍 your balls🏀⚾ while you hamming🔨 on that pseudo-snatch. A drain💧 vacuum for all👍the nuts🍆💦 you blast💥in there so you ain't🌀🌪️stirring your own porridge🥣 for round 2🤢. You guys🙎‍♂️be hating😪on trans🌈 people, even😮during their own🌗month, but there's all🌟kinds of potential there. ♥♥♥♥💢all that normal🤢sloppy coochie, get yourself some trans🤖super💥 coochie. They're called🌈 trans because that😺 ♥♥♥♥♥ be transforming👾your life.

söt liten tjej :)

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A 👩‍🏫teacher👩‍🏫 asked her class

“What is sex👅👀?”

Johnny🙍‍♂️ got up and said:

“Sex is a 😏temptation😏

Caused by a 😩sensation😩

Where a boy 🙍‍♂️ sticks his 🍆location🍆

Into a girl’s 💁‍♀️ 🍑destination🍑

To increase the 👪population👪

Of the next➡️ 👶generation👶

Did you get my ☝️ 👏explanation👏?

Or do you need 😩💦 a

👅🍆🍑💦Demonstration👅🍆🍑💦 ?

The teacher👩‍🏫 fainted 😱

♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・

When you having sex 👉🏾👌🏻 wit a white girl 👧🏼 and she think you choking her to be kinky 👅💦 but you just gettin payback 🌚 for slavery 😫🙌🏾

To hit, or not to hit. Dost thou ever miss? I suppose it not. You have a male love interest, yet I would wager he does not kiss thee (Ye olde mwah). Furthermore; he will find another lass like he won't miss thee. And at the end of it all. He is going to skrrt, and he will hit that dab, as if he were the man known by the name of Wiz Khalifa

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