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星期天，也没什么好分享的...干脆分享点有趣的日常生活好啦~嘻嘻
你可以当成段子来听，但是这些事情都是真实发生过的，虽然有艺术加工的成分啦

我：老板！！！打个胎！多少钱啊（理直气壮，恨不能全世界人听到）
老板：啥？？？（满脸疑惑地看着我）打个什么？我这不是医院啊...
我：我给我电瓶车打胎，我去医院干嘛？？？（我瞬间也懵逼了）
老板：你想说的是补个车胎吧？（无奈且施展了小猫摊手）
我:嘶...那就补个胎吧...额...不是，那就补个车胎吧...车胎被不知道什么东西扎儿漏气了
（我学着小熊猫摸了摸耳朵，但是发现头上没有耳朵...只能搓了搓手捂住脸）

我：干脆明天分享点有趣的校园生活好啦~毕竟我是活跃气氛小能手
老师：那童焮同学可是在学校有讲不完的故事和睡不完的觉

周五快乐啊~祝你有个愉快的周末呢！

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity.

What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.

It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children. discord.gg/FYCfb8Rybd

100% confiable

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