Gays searching for sex

1st You like tomato sauce (not raw tomato sauce, the good tomato sauce that is made with tomatoes, onions and olive oil)
2nd You must protect our empire from the evil ketchup
3rd You will always purgue heretics and defend the superiority of the tomato sauce
4th You will be banned if you say that tomato sauce is ketchup e.e
5th This is not a joke, it is a real inquisition, totally unexpected by heretics

Long life to the tomato sauce