the joker cultists

step 1: watch the ring tape

step 2: get a bunch of guys

step 3: with bunch of guys go buy as MANY automatic weapons and explosvives as you can MERICA!

step 4: wait seven days

step 5: spawn camp at your TV and when she crawls outta yo' TV blow her TEH F*** away!

step 6: empty a magazine into her

step 7: empty another magazine into her

step 8: empty ANOTHER magazine into her, it IS a horroer movie villian gotta make sure there dead.

step 9: put a gernade into her moulth and pull the pin.

step 10: enjoy a ring-free world!


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