The Most Honorable Yet Impossible Quest

TL;DR: People here I know in real life

If you have bothered to even look at our group name, our title would probably give even an idiot an idea of what our virtous goal is. Our ultimate quest is to acquire the legendary and almighty golden frying pan, to make the amazing foods, make fun of those who don"t have one, and pan people. Also we aren"t one of those weird steam groups with a creepy materialistic obsession, we just want that pan. GIVE US THE PAN. WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO THE PAN. ITS OURS, WE WILL STEAL IT BACK, yessSS PRECIOUSsss.