WE LOVE THE CACTUS

Welcome to PRAISE MR.CACTUS, we are not a cult, just a bunch of fun loving people that praise the one known as cactus :3 we have a few rules for the people who care :D!

Rule number 1 :Never say bad things 2 ur cactus brothers!

Rule number 2 :Never think/say anything bad 2 ur god . MR.CACTUS.

Rule 3:Never disrespect the cactus

Rule 4:Bow to the CACTUS

Rule 5 :Never hurt the cactus

Rule 6:LOVE THE CACTUS!!!

A word from one of our brotheren, who has now fullt been able to script down the awesomeness of MR.CACTUS!!!! in the words of pirate i give you!!!!! MR. CACTUS...our pholosohpy!!!!

The god we refeer as is not a man...nor an animal, even though it is a cactus, it does not show...for...there is no god! in gaming, there is only cactus, when you pray to god to stop getting camped...why try so hard for nothing? its clearly you arnt praying hard enough?...NO its who you are begging..The cactus is the one who gives us our skill, this is why we have bad and good days, for it is not you who is good, you simply log onn, click buttons, and log off, your skill is determined on if or not the cactus guides you. All gamers beleive that when you play long enough you get better! wrong, the cactus decides... The cactus shows its love to those who it cares for. The cactus may bless you or shun you weather you know it or not, the cactus is with you allways. For a being such as this This almighty god is addressed as...Mr. Cactus. To practice worshipping the cactus. you must understand SATURDAYS AND SUNDAYS ARE HOLY. for you are not kissing your bosses as working, you are kissing the Cactus"s ass for his blessing. for, PRAY FOR THE CACTUS AND HE SHALL LOVE YOU. DONT BLESS FOR THE CACTUS, and he shall still...love you.... for the cactus does not see right or wrong, but gaming...and gamers, looking after the owned...and the ownage!

~@@TRUE PIRATE@@\(pMc)/

9/13/09 in remembrance to the day that we cleaned up shop and stared with a clean slate of people who cares!

Art by TRUE FRITZ and a little of killerstar[fritz-killerstar.deviantart.com]

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Im resigning.

14 July, 2010 - Fritzindahouse | 3 Comments

Well, its been a fun time with you all and the cactus. im not giving up my thoughts about him, but im trying to start a new.
im changing my name identification and my info also deleting all friends.
id like to end by leaving a few words for some people that ive been good friends with.

Shepherd.
I have to admit its been a great year being friends with you. First time I met you it was on a mario kart and we were a great pair with Mr. Bikey. I think ive never spent more time with anyone on a mario kart map than i have with you. Though i was gone for a while we still kept in touch. but after i got back i felt as if something was missing. That thing missing was the old way we used to have fun and talk to each other. so it seemed, you drifted pretty far away. this past week ive been trying to get that back, but sadly hasnt worked. so i leave you saying have a great time with this group and i will never forget the friendship we had!

Rockman.
First time i met you all i wanted to do was be friends just because of your skill twords sniper, but amazingly it turned into quite the friendship. ive had a great time talking to you about tf2 and playing alongside you and shep with great success.id also like to thank you for being a great person to talk to. After my childish rage quits you always ask "whyd you leave?" and i have to admit it was a great release talking to you rather than going and yelling at a corner. so i leave you rock saying, thanks for being a good friend and i hope you suceed in life.

Darkspin.
Id like to thank you for giving us the ability to play on such a great server. Also id like to thank you for giving me the capability of being an admin. I hope that you keep the server up and running and letting the group have a fun time.

to everyone else.
Thanks for joining the group and deciding that the cactus is the only real god in this fictional world. and i leave everyone with this quote "Stay Gold Ponyboy, Stay Gold."