CLONE #5892385 ACTIVATION COMPLETE

GREETINGS CLONE #5892385. YOU HAVE BEEN MANUFACTURED AND SELECTED TO BE A GIANT OSCILLATING TOOL IN DORK SOULS 3 PVP, DEMONSTRATING NONE OF THE QUALITIES OF A HUMAN PLAYER, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO:

*ORIGINALITY - YOU ARE A ROBOT I MEAN CLONE
*SPORTSMANSHIP - YOU ARE BEYOND COURTESY
*COMMUNICATION SKILLS - YOU ARE TO USE PRE-SELECTED MEMES EXCLUSIVELY, AND YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT VERY SOCIALLY CAPABLE IRL EITHER

BE THE BORING MAN YOU WERE BORN TO BE.