ole ole

old white male: i'm gonna say the n word
skipper: THAT'S RACIST YOU CAN'T SAY THE N WORD
*explosions*
skipper: mrs obama i've done it, i've stopped racism
mrs obama: thank you skipper, now i'm free to roam this earth
trump: not if i have anything to say about it, and i do. i'm gonna say the n word
skipper: MRS OBAMA GET DOWN
trump: "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"
*explosions*
skipper: mrs obama where are you? are you okay?
trump: she is no longer with us skipper, and with her death i am finally free to say the n word whenever i want
MLK: not if i have anything to say about it, trump. and i do. prepare for my civil rights beam
*beam noises*
*heavy metal music plays*
*trump screams*
trump: skipper my son, you wouldn't let me die would you?
skipper: shut up, cracker
*trump screaming*
skipper: hey kowalski, who's that guy in front of us rising out of the water?
obama: it is I, barack obama
skipper: mr obama what are you doing here?
obama: i have come to exact my revenge on you penguins for allowing my wife to die at the hands of donald trump
skipper: but mr obama we've done everything we could
obama: i've already made up my mind
skipper: mr obama don't do it, this won't bring michelle back
obama: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
*penguins scream and rocket explodes*
skippers log, number 42. barack obama has struck us out of the sky by saying the n word
kowalski: it just doesn't make sense skipper, obama would never say the n word
skipper: i don't understand it either kowalski. but some things you just gotta live with. unless...donald trump! i should have known it was you
trump: skipper my son, i seen you've discovered my master plan. now that i have taken over obamas body i have free reign to say the n word whenever and however i please
skipper: so what you're saying is you're inside of another man?
trump: why yes i suppose you could say that
skipper: but mr trump, wouldn't that make you GAY?????
trump: no, this can't be. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
skipper: well boys we did it. racism is no more
obama: hello skipper
skipper: mr obama what are you doing here?
obama: i came to thank you for your great service to this country
skipper: no thanks necessary mr obama
obama: as a token of my gratitude i'd like to give you the n word pass
skipper: mr obama...it is an honr to call you my ♥♥♥♥♥
obama: and as to you old friend.