STEAM GROUP
The Church of Zoey of Latter-day Saints CZLS
STEAM GROUP
The Church of Zoey of Latter-day Saints CZLS
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3 January, 2015
Language
English
Location
Netherlands 
ABOUT The Church of Zoey of Latter-day Saints

We spread the glory of true Zoeyism to the world

What is Zoeyism: (Our doctrine/mission)

Zawinism, as it is called in old recovered writings from Zoey herself, which were found on one of the keys after a clean up party went looking for missing zombie apocalypse survivors, is the religion of true awesomness, Nowadays we kill zombies according to Her example and we honor Her by remembering how she played and wanted every zombie killer to survive in the ongoing zombie apocalypse:

- When one plays as Zoey one plays like a strong young woman who eats lasagna and shoots zombies like a pro, holding her own but helps fallen team members where she can!

- We protect Zoey all the time and to see to it that she will never fall in battle

- Monday is our holy day of rest, for then our holy Zawi eats lasagna and this is a time for bonding, togetherness, celebrating and resting from the hard work of zombie killing of the past week! (also watching horror movies)

- Sarcasm, witty vocalization dialog and humor is the light in this dark zombie apocalypse so we shall manage or encourage everyone to uphold a standard of light conversation while killing zomvbies, just like she did. We shall call zombie ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on any russian armed tank and call a vote on each scrub who wants to meet some new people and leave them behind!

Our enemies:

- Teamkillers who threaten the holy act of Zoeyism (Zawinism in old scripture), they are the "satan" of our church and must be resisted and cast down the abyss of oblivion. (also kicked from the server)

- Players who play as Zoey and put Her to shame by jumping off roofs, being a troll, running into tanks and getting incapped, in short, everything that goes against Zoeyisme (Zawinism in old scripture) and it's ideology

- Burning or wasting your lasagna is viewed as blasphemous and will be punished by sarcasm and witty jokes!
POPULAR DISCUSSIONS
3 Comments
Electric Dreams 29 Mar, 2020 @ 3:51pm 
I hope Zoey is okay during this troublesome time
CosmicD 26 May, 2015 @ 5:17am 
this is a group to honor our sister in crime Zawi, whoe's always there with a fitting joke, slap int he face, or medkit :)
ϯGerliꭗ 3 Jan, 2015 @ 10:06pm 
Hello;P Thank you the invite. So this is the Left 4 Dead hardcore players group?;P :D
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Founded
3 January, 2015
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Location
Netherlands