Welcome to a Not So Clean Hotel

Where are your mayonnaise laden underwear?
-----------------Story of the Hotel-----------------

In the Beginning there was the Hotel
and in turn it Created all Life in this Universe
Run by a Man we all call Steve
and his Brother Scruffy the Janitor
he gives Humans a Paradise to go to if they were good in life after they die (If you were bad you just go to Best Western or something)
But a Chosen few can go to the Hotel during Life
those Chosen few are us Hotel Attendee's

The Hotel Theme
Our Manager and Builder of the Hotel[t2.gstatic.com]