The best n00bfest sub-clan

This is our mission statement:
We will defeat luff waffle no matter what. We will prove ourselves as the masters of our own destiny and possibly masters of the universe. Do not listen to the slanderous propoganda of those other sub-clans who envy our roster. Our tactical skills are based on: Sun Tzu's Art of War, Naruto's Ninja Handbook, and a mysterious ancient text on terrorism from the distant future.

If you would like a rude awakening from your cs dreams of glory, challenge us; after you wake up we will be there, ready to SERVE YOU SOME BWRECKFAST!